Paesan's Pizza and Restaurant

Paesan's Pizza and Restaurant Brooklyns Finest Albany’s Best. Home of the Brooklyn COB PIZZA 🍕PROUDLY SHIPPING NATIONWIDE 🇺🇸 USA

09/23/2026

I kept hearing how expensive Ralphie Got Balls was, so I brought the Black Card. 💳😂 What I didn’t bring was patience for that long line or my own napkins! But I’ll give Ralphie credit… those rice balls were delicious and worth the wait. 🇮🇹🤌

09/22/2026

Frank’s back from the Feast in Brooklyn! Great people, great Italian food, and a whole lot of love that made him feel right at home. ❤️

Now check out what’s on the board! We’ve got a special every day of the week, so pick your day and come hungry. 🍕🔥

09/22/2026

Trying Joey Merlino’s cheesesteak… S***f, if this thing isn’t as good as you said, I’m putting you in timeout! 😂🥊🥩🧀 delicious 🤤
Joe perri JOSEPH MERLINO

09/22/2026

Ever wonder why the price of a pizza box suddenly goes up❓🍕

Sometimes it starts with one facility closing. Supply gets tighter, demand stays the same, and before you know it, everybody down the line is paying more.

Paper goods might not be the first thing customers think about,but restaurants definitely feel it.👌🏼

Anybody else seeing increases right now❓

09/22/2026

They say L’Industrie is one of the best slices in New York City… so Professor Stunad had to conduct an official investigation. 🍕🔍

Was it worth the hype or are these food influencers all stunads?
WOULD YOU WAIT IN A LINE FOR A SLICE OF PIZZA?

NewYorkSlice

37% food cost, 18% “profit” and 100% still living in Mom’s basement. The math ain’t mathing, stunad 😂
09/22/2026

37% food cost, 18% “profit” and 100% still living in Mom’s basement. The math ain’t mathing, stunad 😂

09/21/2026

Don’t be a STUNAD when you visit the feast, make sure you pay homage to San Gennaro and pin a few dollars to the statue. A little donation, a little prayer and a whole lot of tradition. 🇮🇹🙏❤️

The cannoli stands were safe at San Gennaro. Guardian Angels and Professor Stunad were on patrol! 🇮🇹😂🚨 Leave the gun, pr...
09/21/2026

The cannoli stands were safe at San Gennaro. Guardian Angels and Professor Stunad were on patrol! 🇮🇹😂🚨 Leave the gun, protect the cannoli!

I was playing Marco Polo at the San Gennaro Feast… and the real Marco Polo actually answered! 😂🇮🇹🤌Great meeting Michael ...
09/21/2026

I was playing Marco Polo at the San Gennaro Feast… and the real Marco Polo actually answered! 😂🇮🇹🤌

Great meeting Michael Mazzeo the man from the famous GEICO commercial!
LittleItaly
Michael Mazzeo

09/21/2026

I hope Chris doesn’t get jealous… but I got balls from RALPHIE and I really enjoyed them! 😂🇮🇹🤌

When Professor Stunad links up with the Growing Up Italian stunads at Red Sauce Studio 🇮🇹🤌 Three Italian guys, one pictu...
09/21/2026

When Professor Stunad links up with the Growing Up Italian stunads at Red Sauce Studio 🇮🇹🤌 Three Italian guys, one picture and absolutely no shortage of opinions! 😂🍅 Sabino Curcio AND Rocco Loguercio were total gentleman. Growing Up Italian™️

Latham, your week is looking pretty damn good. 👀🍕Stop by, grab your favorite, and come hungry. 🍕🔥
09/21/2026

Latham, your week is looking pretty damn good. 👀🍕

Stop by, grab your favorite, and come hungry. 🍕🔥

09/21/2026

The family is rolling into the San Gennaro Feast and we’re coming hungry! 🇮🇹🎉

Brooklynn is on a mission for fried rainbow cookie🌈
Mom is craving hot, fluffy zeppole
Hudson is hunting down the ultimate cheesesteak. Sienna is still thinking 🤔
And this Stunad? Just wants a nice sit-down restaurant! 😂

Where should we go and what feast food are we missing? Tell us before we get there! 👇🇮🇹

09/21/2026

Some questions really make you stop and think 👌🏼‼️

“Do I have to click something online to make sure the pizza comes with cheese❓"

Frank: “When you buy a car, do you ask if it comes with an engine?”

Yes… the pizza comes with cheese. We promise. 🍕

09/20/2026

Taking the family to the San Gennaro Feast! 🇮🇹 I need the REAL spots best restaurants, best food stands and absolutely NO tourist traps! ? Drop your must tries below 👇

09/20/2026

Q4 is coming. Do you actually know your numbers❓🍕

Food costs change, prices change, margins get tighter. Frankie’s little trick: upload your invoices into ChatGPT and let it help do the heavy lifting.

Going into the fourth quarter, there’s no excuse not to know exactly where your money is going.

Who else is using AI in their restaurant❓

09/19/2026

Wait… you can get RESTAURANT DEPOT on DoorDash❓❗️🤯

Frank was genuinely shocked. No emergency supply run, no leaving the store, just order it.

Pizzeria owners: did you know this already? Comment “KNEW IT” or “NO WAY” 👇

09/19/2026

WHOSE KIDS ARE THESE?! 😂🔔🏃‍♂️💨

These little STUNADS ding-dong ditched my house tonight and honestly, I’m not even mad. I’m glad they’re outside doing the same dumb stuff we did growing up instead of sitting home glued to a phone!

At least one of the STUNADS WAS responsible enough to wear a helmet for the getaway bicycles they had waiting. 😂

09/18/2026

Western ave is a parking lot. Avoid if possible.
2 accidents and a broke down vehicle.
We need Tesla and autonomous driving now because people can’t drive.

09/18/2026

HOT, FRESH and straight outta the oven! 🔥🥖

Come by and try a FREE sample before this Professor eats the whole batch! 😂 Who’s coming?

Back-to-school week calls for one seriously important decision, capisce? 🥯📚What’s going on Autumn’s Paesan’s bagel? Cast...
09/18/2026

Back-to-school week calls for one seriously important decision, capisce? 🥯📚

What’s going on Autumn’s Paesan’s bagel? Cast your vote and defend your choice!

A) Butter
B) Cream cheese
C) Bacon, egg & cheese
D) Nothing—eat it plain like a stunad 😂

Comment A, B, C, or D below, Paesans—and tag someone whose bagel order needs a reality check! 👇

09/18/2026

The giant bread has officially gotten people asking, “When can I buy a loaf❓” 👀 🍞

For now, you can’t
but you CAN come by the store and grab a free sample while we’ve got it. 🍞

09/17/2026

Fresh batch of Paesans bagels! 🥯🔥

Who wants to guess what flour I used for this batch? Let’s see who really knows their dough! 👨🏻‍🏫👇
1. AllTrump Red label
2. SunnyBake Superior (Canada)
3. ROMA HERITAGE
4. KING ARTHUR SIRLANCELOT

09/17/2026

Frank is still playing mad scientist in the kitchen. 🍕🧪 Mixing flours, testing yeasts, changing things up and seeing what happens. This time, the experiments turned into some pretty damn good bagels.🥯

What should The Professor experiment with next❓

09/16/2026

You eat with your eyes first. 👀🍕

The signs, the setup, the showcase, it all matters. If the pizza looks good and the presentation is clean, people notice.

Little details. Big difference.‼️👌🏼✨

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636b New Loudon Road
Latham, NY
11210

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