06/03/2026
Yesterday, a 400-pound black bear wandered right in through the splintered side door. Our girl Peggy didn't even blink—she used her prosthetic to beat the bear over the head until it dropped her Newports, then she laid back on the stage, cracked a cold Busch Light, and gave him a peek at some puss to make amends.
If you want to see pure Wayne County heritage like that in person, come down today. We've got buckets of lukewarm U-peel shrimp and our $2 Pappy hour starts at noon. Don't feed the dancers, but feel free to feed the bear!
