09/03/2026
🍔💥 THURSDAY BURGER UNDERGROUND IS BACK — AND TODAY WE’RE BLOWING UP YOUR DIET. 💥🍔
Meet THE BOOMTOWN. 🔥
No fancy prep. No 47-step sauce. No ingredient that had to be flown in from a village nobody can pronounce.
Just a ½ lb Angus burger stacked with:
🧀 Pepper Jack
🧅 Grilled onions
🌶️ Grilled jalapeños
💥 Boom Boom sauce
🍯 Hot honey drizzle
🥯 Toasted brioche
$15 with fries, tots, or rings.
🥓 Want bacon? Add it for $2.
Because bacon isn’t free. Neither is electricity. Welcome to adulthood. 😂
And before somebody asks:
“Where’s the real picture?”
Relax, CSI: Cheeseburger. 😂
📸 We’ll post the ACTUAL burger later once the kitchen gets rolling and somebody builds one.
Until then, you’ll have to survive the horrifying ordeal of looking at another AI graphic.
Thoughts and prayers. 🙏😂
🔥 THE BOOMTOWN — TODAY ONLY
📍 Holly’s Como Inn — Est. 2008
Come eat it.
Complain about the graphic.
Either way, the algorithm appreciates your participation. 😂🍔🔥