Southern Nutrition

09/29/2026

🔥 LA PORTE… QUIT THINKING ABOUT LUNCH AND COME GET IT! 🔥
Rufus & Petunia have spoken, and today’s soup lineup at Meshell’s Southern Kitchen is TOO GOOD to ignore! 🐮💕🐮
🍲 Beef Picadillo with Fideo — savory seasoned beef, tender potatoes, tomatoes and fideo simmered together into a hearty, stick-to-your-ribs bowl of goodness.
🌶️ Creamy Poblano Chicken Soup — tender chicken, roasted poblanos and potatoes swimming in a rich, creamy, cheesy broth with just the right little kick. 🤤
And soup isn't the only reason to get yourself over here! We've got sandwiches, juicy burgers, loaded teas and protein shakes ready to handle that lunchtime hunger. 🍔🥪🥤
📍 1309 West Fairmont Parkway, Suite J
La Porte, TX 77571
💗 Come hungry. Bring a friend. And don't blame Rufus & Petunia when you leave FULL! 😂🐮

09/28/2026

09/28/2026

🚨 HEY LA PORTE… RUFUS & PETUNIA HAVE A QUESTION:
Why are you still trying to figure out what to eat when WE ALREADY COOKED?! 😂🐮💕
Today at Meshell’s Southern Kitchen, the soup pots are full and lunch is calling your name! 🍲
🍋🐔 Lemon Chicken & Orzo Soup — bright, cozy, loaded with tender chicken and just enough lemony goodness to make you come back for another bowl.
🥬🥩 Cabbage Roll Soup — all that hearty, old-fashioned cabbage roll flavor without anybody having to roll a single thing! 😂
And soup isn't the only reason to get over here! We've got: 🥪 Fresh-made sandwiches
🥤 Loaded teas
💪 Protein shakes
🌸 And plenty of Southern hospitality from Rufus & Petunia!
Come hungry. Bring a friend. And for goodness' sake… QUIT STARING AT FACEBOOK AND COME EAT! 😂🐮🌸
📍 1309 W. Fairmont Pkwy, Suite J
La Porte, TX 77571
📞 281-941-9783
💕 Rufus says he'll save you a seat… Petunia says he's lying because he doesn't even know where you're sitting. 😂

09/25/2026

🚨🥣 LA PORTE… YOUR LUNCH IS CALLING, AND IGNORING IT WOULD BE RUDE. 😂🐮💗
Rufus and Petunia have officially decided that today is a COMFORT FOOD KIND OF DAY at Meshell’s Southern Kitchen!
🥔🌭 Potato Sausage Soup — creamy, hearty, loaded with tender potatoes and smoky sausage. This one means BUSINESS.
🥦🧀 Broccoli & Cheddar Soup — rich, cheesy, creamy goodness that might have you scraping the bottom of the bowl. No judgment here. 😏
Not feeling soup? Rufus says, “Well, bless your heart… we’ve got other options.” 😂
🍔 Juicy Hamburgers 🥪 Fresh-made Sandwiches 🥗 Fresh Salad Bar 🥤 Loaded Teas 🥛 Protein Shakes
Come hungry, bring a friend, and QUIT THINKING ABOUT LUNCH—WE JUST SOLVED IT FOR YOU. 👏🐮
📍 Meshell’s Southern Kitchen
1309 W Fairmont Pkwy Ste J
La Porte, TX 77571
💗 Come see Rufus & Petunia and get yourself something GOOD!

09/24/2026

🚨 LA PORTE… YOUR LUNCH IS CALLING, AND IT AIN’T TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER. 🤠🐮💗
Rufus & Petunia said y’all better come HUNGRY because Meshell’s Southern Kitchen is serving up some serious comfort food today! 😏
🥣 SOUPS OF THE DAY ❤️ Chicken & Dumplings — warm, homemade, stick-to-your-ribs GOODNESS
❤️ Lasagna Soup — all that cheesy, saucy lasagna flavor in one big cozy bowl
But don’t stop at soup! We’ve also got: 🥪 Fresh-made sandwiches
🍔 Burgers & fries
🥤 Loaded teas
🥛 Protein shakes
So quit staring at your sad little lunch and come get something that’ll make you HAPPY. 😂 Rufus says “That diet can start tomorrow.” Petunia says “And bring a friend… so you don’t look greedy.” 🤣🐮
📍 Meshell’s Southern Kitchen
1309 W Fairmont Pkwy Ste J
La Porte, TX 77571
📞 281-941-9783
🔥 LUNCH CHALLENGE: Come in hungry and see if you can leave without saying, “Lord, I ate too much.” 😏😂

09/23/2026

🚨🐮 LA PORTE… WE DARE YOU TO FIND A BETTER LUNCH TODAY. 🐮🚨
Yep. RUFUS & PETUNIA SAID IT. 😏🔥
🥊 TODAY’S LUNCH CHALLENGE:
Skip the drive-thru. Forget the sad desk lunch. Put down that granola bar and COME GET FED LIKE YOU MEAN IT. 😂
Because today at MESHELL’S SOUTHERN KITCHEN, we’re bringing the heavy hitters:
🥩 BRISKET STEW — tender brisket, hearty potatoes and veggies in a rich, savory broth. This bowl didn’t come to play. 🤤
🍅🌿 TOMATO BASIL SOUP — creamy, cozy and downright dangerous with a good sandwich beside it.
And we’re not stopping there…
🥪 Sandwiches & Melts
🍔 Burgers & Fries
🐔 Chicken Fried Chicken & Chicken Fried Steak Sandwiches
🥗 Fresh Salad Bar
🥤 Loaded Teas & Protein Shakes
🐮 RUFUS: “You hungry?”
🎀 PETUNIA: “Prove it.”
🐮 RUFUS: “1309 W Fairmont.”
🎀 PETUNIA: “GET. IN. THE. CAR.” 😂💅
🔥 THE CHALLENGE HAS BEEN ISSUED, LA PORTE.
Who’s coming hungry enough to accept it?! 👀👇
📍 Meshell’s Southern Kitchen
1309 W Fairmont Pkwy, Ste J
La Porte, TX 77571
📞 281-941-9783

09/23/2026

Well, well, well… Did you miss me? 😈
I’ve been quiet. Not gone. There’s a difference.
I’ve spent the last few months resting, sharpening a few things, checking the Naughty List…
And watching. Always watching. 👀
Now spooky season is here, Christmas is creeping closer, and some of you have been VERY busy earning yourselves a visit.
I have plans for you this year. Some naughty. Some nice. Mostly naughty. 😈
Tell me… have you behaved while I’ve been gone?
🎄 Krampus in Texas portrait sessions are coming back for 2026! Details coming soon.
📸 traci-marie Photography | Deer Park, TX

09/22/2026

🌮🔥 TACO TUESDAY CALLED… AND RUFUS SAID PUT THAT TACO DOWN AND GRAB A BOWL! 😂🐮
Rufus & Petunia have spoken, y’all — today we’re serving up TWO enchilada soups that are bringing all the flavor:
🥩🌶️ Beef Enchilada Soup — bold, hearty, cheesy and packed with Tex-Mex goodness.
🐔💚 Chicken Enchilada Soup — creamy, comforting and downright dangerous if you planned on eating “just one bowl.” 😏
And because soup alone doesn’t run this rodeo… 🥪 Fresh-made sandwiches
🥤 Loaded teas
🥛 Protein shakes
🌸 And enough Southern hospitality to make you wanna stay awhile!
Petunia says, “You can eat tacos anywhere.”
Rufus says, “But THESE soups? You better get your tail to Meshell’s.” 🤠🐮😂
📍 Meshell’s Southern Kitchen
1309 W Fairmont Pkwy Ste J
La Porte, TX 77571
📞 281-941-9783
🔥 QUIT STARING AT THE MENU AND COME GET LUNCH — BEFORE RUFUS EATS YOUR BOWL TOO! 🔥