Who's On Third

Who's On Third Home of the fishbowl! Gather your friends and join us for our brand new specials, events and amazing It's worth a laugh to check it out!

Who's on Third is a proper combination of an iconic "play on words" comic routine, and local ingenuity. Abbott and Costello ignited laughter with the 1940's back and forth banter of "Who's on First" identifying different players in a baseball team. When the owners took over the bar, they wanted a catchy name. They combined the classic comedy routine with the popular third street location, and thus was born "Who's on Third."

A week later and I still can’t get over the DougDown 🤯🔥Huge THANK YOU to everyone who popped out and made it such a sick...
08/22/2026

A week later and I still can’t get over the DougDown 🤯🔥

Huge THANK YOU to everyone who popped out and made it such a sick night! Shoutout to all the DJs who helped make it possible, and a massive thank you to 333uncut and DJ Dougie for bringing the energy. 🎧

And of course, big love to our Who’s On Third crew for always coming through and keeping the fun going! ❤️

Until the next one… 👀

The students are rolling back into town! 🎓🍻 Whether you’re back this week or next, you know where to find us. 👀
08/21/2026

The students are rolling back into town! 🎓🍻 Whether you’re back this week or next, you know where to find us. 👀

☀️ Summer’s winding down, but there’s still plenty of fun left.The days are getting shorter, the nights are getting bett...
08/14/2026

☀️ Summer’s winding down, but there’s still plenty of fun left.

The days are getting shorter, the nights are getting better, and we’re making the most of every last bit of summer. 🍻🔥

Come see us at Who’s On Third. 👀

🐠 THE DOUGDOWN IS BACK 🐠We’re bringing POWERUP from Madison to Who’s On Third to headline a night of bass, chaos & reali...
08/13/2026

🐠 THE DOUGDOWN IS BACK 🐠

We’re bringing POWERUP from Madison to Who’s On Third to headline a night of bass, chaos & reality flipping energy 🔊🔥

📅 AUG. 15TH
⏰ 9PM–CLOSE
🎧 POWERUP — 11:30–12:20

Come early. Stay late. Get weird. 🌀

🚨 UK DUBSTEP IS COMING TO THE DOUGDOWN 🚨CARSEN is pulling up for his WO3 with that 140 SOUND 🔊🔥 Straight from the UK dub...
08/13/2026

🚨 UK DUBSTEP IS COMING TO THE DOUGDOWN 🚨

CARSEN is pulling up for his WO3 with that 140 SOUND 🔊🔥 Straight from the UK dubstep scene, bringing a signature style built for the dance floor.

🐠 THE DOUGDOWN
📅 AUG. 15TH
⏰ 9PM–CLOSE
🎧 CARSEN — 10:10–10:50

Get there early. This one is gonna HIT. 🌀

It’s Thursday… you know what that means… 🎤🎶 KARAOKE NIGHT with DJ Dougie!Whether you’re ready to steal the spotlight or ...
08/06/2026

It’s Thursday… you know what that means… 🎤🎶 KARAOKE NIGHT with DJ Dougie!

Whether you’re ready to steal the spotlight or just cheer on your friends, we’ve got the mic waiting. Karaoke kicks off at 9:30pm!

Tonight's Deals:
$4 Double Rails
$3 Beer Tall Boys
$4 Happy Thursday
$3 Cherry Bombs & Fireball

Come sing, sip, and kick off the weekend a little early at Who's On Third!

🇺🇸 The Founding Fathers said life, liberty, and the pursuit of $3 tall boys.We are open all weekend (open @ 7pm tomorrow...
07/03/2026

🇺🇸 The Founding Fathers said life, liberty, and the pursuit of $3 tall boys.

We are open all weekend (open @ 7pm tomorrow, 4th of July) so come celebrate at Who’s on Third with cheap drinks, good vibes, and enough red, white, and blue to make an eagle shed a tear. 🦅

All month:
$3 Hoop Tea
$3 Twisted Tea
$3 Red, White, and/or Blue Shots

Friday and Saturday:
$4 Double Rails
$3 Domestic Tall Boys
$4 Sun Cruiser (Friday only)

Sunday:
$2.50 Domestics
$3 Sun Cruiser

Because freedom isn’t free… but this weekend, the beer is pretty close.

July is a month for celebration, Celebrate 250 years of America and celebrate great deals at all month long
07/02/2026

July is a month for celebration, Celebrate 250 years of America and celebrate great deals at all month long

🚨 TONIGHT AT WHO’S ON THIRD 🚨Jaeger (Jiggy) Cruize Smith is taking over the booth tonight! 🔥 Come grab a drink, hit the ...
06/26/2026

🚨 TONIGHT AT WHO’S ON THIRD 🚨

Jaeger (Jiggy) Cruize Smith is taking over the booth tonight! 🔥 Come grab a drink, hit the dance floor, and keep the party going all night long.

🎧 DJ Jiggy
📍 Who’s On Third
⏰ Tonight

Tag your crew and we’ll see you there! 🍻

🚨🚨NEW MERCH DROP🚨🚨CAN/BOTTLE HOLDER $30Limited run. Available in white or pink, while supplies last4th of July plans? Dr...
06/26/2026

🚨🚨NEW MERCH DROP🚨🚨

CAN/BOTTLE HOLDER $30
Limited run. Available in white or pink, while supplies last

4th of July plans? Drinks getting warm? This is your solution.

PLUS buy one now and every time you bring it in through August 31st, 2026, you'll get $1 off all regular priced cans and bottles at Who's!

Holds your:
- 12oz cans
- 12oz bottles
- 16oz cans
- Slim cans
- 14oz of your favorite mixed drink (with included cover)

plus a handy bottle opener on the bottom

Address

126 3rd Street N
La Crosse, WI
54601

Opening Hours

Monday 5:30pm - 1:30am
Tuesday 5:30pm - 1:30am
Wednesday 5:30pm - 1:30am
Thursday 5:30pm - 2am
Friday 5:30pm - 2:30am
Saturday 2:30pm - 2:30am
Sunday 5:30pm - 1:30am

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