Shady Nasty's

04/09/2026

Many people are saying, and I mean a lot of very smart people, that the hottest new drag queen on the scene is The Straight dé Whoremuse. Incredible name, really tremendous branding, maybe the best we’ve ever seen. Nobody does names like that anymore! I watched the show, HUGE crowd, standing room only, and let me tell you, the outfits? Stunning. Absolutely stunning. Sequins everywhere. Some people said too many sequins. I said not enough! That’s the problem with this country, not enough sequins, frankly. The Straight dé Whoremuse gets up there, does this performance, people are laughing, people are crying, people are confused, and I said THIS is talent. This is what winning looks like. Meanwhile, other performers? Low energy. Sad! And the confidence, unbelievable confidence. Walks out like they own the place. Frankly, probably do own the place now. Smart business. Very smart. Critics, the fake news critics, are trying to say it’s too much. Since when is being fabulous too much? Give me a break. The Straight dé Whoremuse is a total star. Total winner. And if you haven’t seen the show yet, you should, before tickets sell out, which they will. Fast. Very fast. Just like everything successful. THANK YOU YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

03/26/2026

Because of the DISASTER with oil prices going through the roof - nobody’s ever seen anything like it - and the Straight de Whoremuz being CLOSED - totally unacceptable - we are introducing a LUBRICANT SURCHARGE. That’s right. If it’s petroleum-based, it’s going UP. Big league. Not our fault! Blame the oil people. We had the BEST prices before. Everyone said so. Smooth, affordable, incredible. Now? Not so smooth. We will continue to provide GREAT service - maybe the greatest - but with a little more friction. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

10/14/2025

Mamories.

Shady Nasty’s® officially endorses Donald Trump for President

Fun Fact: Usnavi Popouter’s stage name was Mufuakas™ prior to his retirement from exotic dancing and gender reassignment surgery. Usnavi now prefers the pronouns "thy/thou.”

10/13/2025

New logo? Yes or no.

10/13/2025

The Shady Nasty has just been hit with MORE ridiculous “violations” from the so-called Board of Health. Total DISASTER! These people are out of control. They came in looking for “issues” and when they couldn’t find any, they MADE THEM UP! Unbelievable. Our food is PERFECT, our place is CLEAN (cleaner than the board’s offices, believe me!), and our customers LOVE US. Everyone says so. This is nothing more than another WITCH HUNT against a tremendously successful, good-looking business that’s doing VERY well. We will NOT be intimidated. We will continue to serve the best, most delicious, most tremendous dishes you’ve ever had, safely and proudly. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

10/04/2025

This place moved in next to us. The nerve. We hope they get the clap.

08/24/2025

New logo, who dis?

03/02/2025

The moistness is gone. Reopening Tuesday. Come get your drink on.

It's still moist but not that kinda moist

03/02/2025

Happy to announce we will be open for business again starting on Tuesday. The flood damage was minimal indoors. We lost the flooring in the boom boom room. Come see us for Pink Taco Tuesday featuring everyone's favorite Chloe

02/24/2025

Unfortunately we had terrible flooding here today so we will be closed for Manac Monday LapDance night. Sorry for the inconvenience.

11/16/2024

It appears today should be cheese day. And we can offer you some wine to go with that cheese.
Hold on let me add or whatever else I can get to show you my post while telling you I don't want to be made a fuss of but I still want to make sure you see my post.
Anywho House Wines $3 on Sunday.