12/11/2023
Allons random knowledge.
Please feel free to learn and please do not feel free to argue and debate the factual importance of listed topics
1. If you throw a rock at a cat while it’s poopin it jumps higher than any animal you will ever see.
2. Geologist are still uncertain how a sedimentary rock similar to limestone also known as "dolostone" or "dolomite rock” is actually formed
3. If deer or other animals are eating your garden vegetables put a pair of your sweaty socks out in the garden. They won’t come near it.
4. The quickest way to a mans heart is through his stomach. False. It’s actually playing with his p***s
5. A Hornworm in your garden is actually beneficial despite it eating a tomato occasionally because a large amount of other pests lay eggs inside its body and not your vegetables
6. There is a category of po*******hy that features women on couches with leg casts that appear slightly uncomfortable
7. When a rock band begins writing songs about you rockin, the band rockin or rockin in general its best not to buy any future albums
8. The Hudson Bay Area is rising more than 1/2 an inch per year or 4 feet per century due to isostatic rebound from the weight of glaciers compressing the lithosphere during the last ice age.
9. The Amish believe that
methamphetamine addicts have sores on their faces because due to the high levels of drugs in their systems they are able to pick their scabs off and freebase or sell the harvested scabs. I got $5 on a bag o scabs.
10. Nicholas Cage was a great American actor who stared in roles such as Deadfall, Raising Arizona and Leaving Las Vegas. A talented actor with only a 3 film portfolio and a promising career who’s life was cut short after some chicks dumped bees on him.
11. Tupac Shakur like most rappers gained his street knowledge at the Baltimore School for the Arts where he primarily studied Ballet and was given rave reviews for his role as the mouse king in the Nutcracker.
12. Lars Urich continues his charitable work giving hope to s**tty drummers who have no desire to practice or any desire to get better at all with their chosen instrument. Hatfield quoted “The kid was ‘weird’ and ‘smelled funny’ [and] he couldn’t even really play drums. we ate McDonald’s and he ate hearring. His father was well off so Lars was spoiled. That’s why he’s got a mouth”
13. Old Dirty Bastard was Flavor Flaves cousin
14. Becks brother is a professional knitter
15. If you and your friend take two #2 pencils and put them end to end on the eraser side and talk s**t about satan the pencils will begin to move until you can’t hold them together any longer
16. The solar wind from the sun travels at 1 million miles an hour. If it was not for our magnetic field the solar wind would destroy our ozone faster than we can. The solar wind is made up of charged particles and ions from the sun and no it wouldn’t make the Apollo mission flag flap in the breeze and yes the moon landing happened, the Holocaust happens and the eventual birth of Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus’ unfortunate child will be unbelievable but we will have to accept the fact that it too happened.
17. The only demographic interested in time travel is white guys.
18. Someone please for f***s sake fix the address spell check. 1234 be 113th kcmo.... dammit ...... 1234 necromancy 113th kcmo..... Son of a .....
19. Mica or muscovite is a phyllosilicate that is a silicate tetrahedron arranged in sheets. Found primarily in the Dakotas and in the old timey days was used for windows.
20. What your eye sees is upside down and your brain makes the image right side up.
21. There are 2 trillion galaxies in the universe. These galaxies are distributed uniformly in every direction. This creates an observable universe which neither has an edge or a center because there is no up or down, left or right without a frame of reference. Humans reference is gravity. To test this... go to the lake, get drunk as hell on someone’s boat, blast some s**tty Santana and when they are cruising at 50 mph jump in the water to catch a salmon mountain man. S**t will be all fu**ed up real quick. Many people in this situation drown because they swim to the bottom of the lake because there is no reference to what is up and what is down. Take a second and relax. Think about how you haven’t called your mom in awhile and should have because you didn’t thank her for the bed bath and beyond fish statue and inoperable globe that takes up the entire table next to your couch so you can’t set a beer on it. Did you realize you have begun floating in the direction you should swim towards. The air in your body and the density of the water and the weakest and most powerful force in the universe gravity, all work together to help you get to the surface for some bromance high 5’s and you survived to listen to more s**tty Santana
