06/24/2026
Dear Diary,
Today we had a visit from our regular customer Zeb, who entertained Gracie the Giraffe as she was passing through the Hill Country (after leaving Hye RV and Boat Storage + Mini Storage).
As always, things at The Biscuit quickly took on a life of their own.
Dana Smith was immediately overexcited, insisting we formally welcome Gracie and offer her treats, fully committed to hospitality in a way that only Dana can achieve.
Meanwhile, Sarah Elizabeth Lorenz was in full motion, frantically making sure everything stayed within reason—mainly concerned about the health inspector unexpectedly appearing and someone accidentally feeding the “friendly giant” chocolate.
Zeb Miller, of course, remained calm and composed throughout, enjoying the moment and keeping the situation grounded while engaging in what can only be described as a very enthusiastic conversation with the spirit of Gracie.
No actual giraffes were harmed, no rules were broken, and thankfully no chocolate-related incidents occurred.
A special shoutout to Adrianna Mayes for adding a little AI chaos into the mix—because apparently even our storytelling isn’t safe from creative expansion.
Just another day of community, imagination, and controlled chaos at The Biscuit.
GO TEAM.
With gratitude, caffeine, and highly enthusiastic hospitality,
Becki
