06/21/2026
Well… apparently I woke up this morning and AARP woke up and chose violence. 😂
Nothing says “Happy Birthday” quite like opening your phone and being personally attacked before my morning Coke.
I’m a little confused though… since when did AARP start recruiting 29-year-olds? 🤔
I mean, I appreciate the birthday wishes, but I really think they have the wrong. The one they’re looking for is at least 30.
For the record:
✔️ Still 29 🤣🤣🤣🤣
✔️ Still denying any evidence to the contrary
✔️ Still young enough to need caffeine, not retirement benefits
But if they’re handing out birthday treats, I suppose this 29-year-old can make an exception. 🎂☕😂
Happy Birthday to me… for the 29th time! (A couple time over 🤣🤣🤣) Rhonda Sprecher