The Madd Batter

06/04/2026

The Madd Batter has been a little quiet lately… and for the sweetest reason. 🍼

We’re excited to share that we’re expecting! Baby Burris is arriving November 2026. 💙

We’ve been busy baking our biggest creation yet. ❤️

04/15/2026

Banana NUT bread or Banana CHOCOLATE CHIP bread? What’s your go-to?

03/09/2026

If you’ve ever wanted to try making your own sourdough bread, this is the easiest way to start. My dehydrated sourdough starter comes from my bakery starter and is ready to bring back to life in your own kitchen. 🌾

Each kit includes:
• 50g dehydrated sourdough starter
• Enough for TWO activations (so you get a backup try!)
• Easy step-by-step instructions

Just add flour, water, and a little patience — and you’ll be baking your own beautiful sourdough loaves at home.

$15 each
Pickup in Clear Lake / 77062

Perfect for beginners, bread lovers, or anyone wanting to learn the magic of sourdough.

03/08/2026

Alright y’all, help me decide! 🍀

What kinds of treats would you want to see for St.Patricks day!?

Mint chocolate brownies? Pistachio croissants? Lucky Charms treats? Green cinnamon rolls? Something totally different?

Also thinking about doing something fun for the kids, would y’all be interested in decorate-your-own cupcakes or sugar cookies for St. Patrick’s Day? 🍀🧁🍪

Add in the comments what sweet treat you’d love to see! 👇

02/26/2026

Who needs a Saturday morning reset? 💙✨

I’m baking fresh 4-pack cinnamon rolls for pickup.

• 4 pack – $15
• 4 pack + 16oz brown sugar cold latte – $20
• Extra latte add-on – $6

Should I make 10 boxes or 20 this week? Help me decide 👀

Drop a 💙 if you’d grab one.

02/23/2026

Croissant Stuffed Cups = flaky croissant baked into a cup and filled while warm with rich, melty goodness - think croissant on the outside, dessert dream on the inside ✨

Today’s flavors were👇
🍫 Nutella – classic chocolate-hazelnut melt

🤍 Bueno White Crunch – creamy white chocolate with crispy bits

🍓 Strawberry White Chocolate – sweet, fruity, and smooth

Fresh baked, stuffed warm, and absolutely dangerous 😍🥐

02/21/2026

Fresh baked and packed with all the favorites 🤍

This treat box was loaded with flaky butter croissants, chocolate croissants dusted in powdered sugar, rich almond croissants, warm ham & Swiss croissants, gooey cinnamon rolls, and a big kitchen sink cookie to top it all off.

Golden layers. Cozy flavors. The kind of box that makes the whole kitchen smell amazing and the whole house happy.

One of my favorite mixes to make — sweet, savory, soft, crunchy, and buttery all in one box ✨

02/21/2026

A sweet send-off made extra special 🇺🇸🍓

This half sheet farewell cake is strawberry flavored with smooth vanilla bean buttercream — soft, fresh, and made from scratch to celebrate an important next chapter.

Perfect for honoring milestones, service, new beginnings, and heartfelt goodbyes.
Thank you for trusting The Madd Batter with such a meaningful moment ❤️

02/20/2026

Big sale tomorrow from 8AM–2PM! 🥐
I’m already in the kitchen working on fresh croissants — buttery, flaky, and made from scratch.

Set your alarms, come early, and grab your favorites before they sell out!

02/17/2026

🥐 Fresh croissants baking Saturday — limited spots left.

Butter • Chocolate • Almond • Ham & Swiss

Pickup Saturday only.
Orders close tomorrow night.

If you’ve been thinking about it, now’s the time.

https://www.hotplate.com/themaddbatter

02/16/2026

🥐 Saturday slots are filling up fast — preorders are live!

https://www.hotplate.com/themaddbatter

I’m Ashley, the baker behind The Madd Batter. I’m a Texas Cottage Baker and a Culinary LeNotre grad, and I’m currently finishing up my bachelor’s degree while running my business. I make everything in small batches, from scratch, and with ingredients I actually care about. Right now, I’m o...

02/15/2026

🥐✨WEEKEND BAKE PREORDERS ARE OPEN ✨🥐

Fresh pastries for Saturday pickup — limited quantities!

🥐 Croissant 4-Pack — $22
Choose 2 flavors: Butter, Chocolate, Almond, or Ham & Swiss

🍩 Cinnamon Roll 4-Pack — $22
Soft, gooey & glazed

🍫 Salted Caramel Brownie 4-Pack — $18
Thick, fudgy & finished with sea salt

📦 Weekend Treat Box — $45
Includes x2 croissants (your choice of flavor), x2 cinnamon rolls, a seasonal tart, a dessert cup & bottled cold brew — exclusive to the box!

☕ Bottled Cold Brew — $7

⏰ Orders close Wednesday night
📍 Saturday pickup only

Once they’re gone, they’re gone!

Order through Hotplate 💕

https://www.hotplate.com/themaddbatter

I’m Ashley, the baker behind The Madd Batter. I’m a Texas Cottage Baker and a Culinary LeNotre grad, and I’m currently finishing up my bachelor’s degree while running my business. I make everything in small batches, from scratch, and with ingredients I actually care about. Right now, I’m o...

02/15/2026

🥐✨WEEKEND BAKE PREORDERS ARE OPEN ✨🥐

Fresh pastries for Saturday pickup — limited quantities!

🥐 Croissant 4-Pack — $22
Choose 2 flavors: Butter, Chocolate, Almond, or Ham & Swiss

🍩 Cinnamon Roll 4-Pack — $22
Soft, gooey & glazed

🍫 Salted Caramel Brownie 4-Pack — $18
Thick, fudgy & finished with sea salt

📦 Weekend Treat Box — $45
Includes x2 croissants (your choice of flavor), x2 cinnamon rolls, a seasonal tart, a dessert cup & bottled cold brew — exclusive to the box!

☕ Bottled Cold Brew — $7

⏰ Orders close Wednesday night
📍 Saturday pickup only

Once they’re gone, they’re gone!

Order through Hotplate 💕
(Check back for link 🔗)

02/15/2026

Ending this Valentine’s Day the sweetest way ❤️

Hand-picked strawberries from Froberg’s Farm, dipped in milk and white chocolate and made with love in my kitchen. I hope everyone enjoyed their berries and had a beautiful day filled with love. 🍓✨