09/09/2026
Wednesday Lunch Feature: Chicken Spaghetti Wit' Potato Salad An' Garlic French Bread
Joke of the Day: SWEET REVENGE
There was a big party on the bayou hosted by the richest man in South Louisiana. He had recently built a huge tank and stocked it with many alligators, piranhas, and other man-eating reptiles. To liven up the party, he issued a challenge to all of his guests. He announced that if anyone was brave enough to swim the length of the tank he would gladly grant them three wishes. Not surprisingly, there were no takers. So the party continued with everyone ‘passing a good time.’
Suddenly, there was a huge splash. As the host looked on, he could see a man swimming like crazy across the tank with the reptiles chomping at his heels. The crowd was cheering wildly! Lo and behold, the man made it unharmed across the tank. As he climbed out, it became obvious to everyone that the brave soul was none other than Boudreau.
The host excitedly ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and offered his sincere congratulations. “Wow, Boudreau,” said the host, “You made it! What a courageous thing to do! So what are your three wishes?”
“Well, da firs’ ting I want, me, is a double barrel shotgun,” said Boudreau.
“No problem,” said the host.
“”Da second ting is two shells fo’ da shotgun,” replied Boudreau.
“Done,” responded the host.
“An’ da third ting I want, me, is fo’ you ta show me da son-of-a-gun dat push me in dat tank!” shouted Boudreau.
