09/06/2026
🇺🇸 WE’VE STILL GOT A FEW LEFT! 🇺🇸
Our special edition Cornell’s 250th Anniversary shirts aren’t gone yet — but we’d really like them to be. 😂
They’re taking up valuable space, and apparently Ryan needs that room for… well, we’re not sure what Ryan keeps around here, and frankly, we’re afraid to ask. 🍺
Better idea: Somebody PLEASE buy Ryan a shirt.
If we sell enough of these, maybe he’ll finally put one on and stop showing up shirtless in our ads. 🤦♂️😂
👕 250th Anniversary Shirts — JUST $20!
🇺🇸 Limited supply left — when they’re gone, they’re gone!
Come grab yours at Cornell’s before Ryan volunteers for another photo shoot.
For the love of God… buy a shirt. Save our page. 😂🍻🇺🇸