Wing Ice Cream Parlor

09/11/2026

Well, after about 5 years of eating the rising costs, I've finally raised the prices...
A lot of people have complained that the scoops are too big, and that it cost too little, so I'm hitting you with the shrink-flation scoops!
It was always a bit confusing with the sizes/flavor options (whats a keiki? single double flavor?, double two flavors? I just want 2 scoops one of each??)
I've simplified the menu for you.
New size- little wing is just a little tiny scoop, smaller then the old keiki, which is the new small. The single is now big and the old double will be henceforth known as OMEGA. The old triple which was like a triple double is humangus. The pints and Wing flight remains stable, although some may notice that the scoops are now the size they are supposed to be.
The shop is now accepting to help the common man fight inflation, and for a limited time, while supplies last, when you pay cash you can receive a portion of your change in real 24k gold!

I hope that clears it up for you. If you have any questions, don't.
Thank you all for the support,
Wing 🪽

09/11/2026

09/04/2026

Kurosawa

Vaniller with homemade matcha-fudge and strawberry sauce

09/04/2026

The return of Black sesame! Please don't all bumrush me at once.

Apologies if you've come by and the shop has been closed. I'm trying my best, but it has been hard to make it worth it. Unfortunately, I will have to raise prices, which I have avoided doing since the last price hike at the beginning of the covid. Be prepared for a new size and pricing structure coming up. Thanks for your support, even the ones who walk out when there is no black sesame 😛

08/23/2026

New flavor alert! ⚠️
Yellow Brick Road!
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Creamy lemon ice cream with almonds and homemade raspberry marshmallows!
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Two roads diverged in the hood, and one of them leads to

08/21/2026

Almost out of a few flavors! Making room for new flavors next week!

08/18/2026

Take one Corsair, 5 ammo cans, canned milk and circle at 33,000 feet.

08/16/2026

Voting is completed! The winner by landslide is PIZZA! Thank you for performing in demockracy! For our next vote, we'll just put everything on a wheel and spin it. All hail our new overlord PIZZA!
P.S. whoever wanted pizza and cheezus at the same time, you gotta come soon! Just a few scoops left of Cheezus available.

08/14/2026

Li Hing Mui Mango ice cream by request

08/07/2026

Death by Chocolate new hit single scoop available now for a very limited time!
Rich dark chocolate, chocolate chip, fudge, and fudgey brownies. Only made by the request of Thao.
P.S. the shop will be closed this FRI, SAT and SUN. (Our Anniversary)
If you need someone to blame, please tag 🦥 in the comments for not coming back from his vacation.