Malarkey’s

09/03/2026

We will be closed Friday and Saturday this week for the holiday. Sorry for the inconvenience. We will reopen Tuesday at noon.

09/01/2026

We will be closed this Saturday for the Labor Day holiday, sorry for the inconvenience.

08/27/2026

Hungry? 😋 Come see us at Malarkey’s for lunch or dinner today!

Good food, cold drinks, and no dishes to wash afterward. 😉🍔🍻

Come hungry — we’ll take care of the rest

Malarkey’s Hilton, NY

08/15/2026

We will be opening at 2pm tomorrow, Saturday instead of noon. Sorry for the inconvenience.

08/05/2026

Today’s biggest decision:
🍔 Lunch…
🍟 Or dinner…

Either way, the answer is Malarkey’s.

Lunch specials run 12–3, and if you miss ‘em, don’t panic—we’re here serving dinner until 9 PM.

You’re welcome. 😏

07/16/2026

Friendly reminder, we are closing today at 7 PM. Enjoy the parade everybody

Closing on Thursday at 7 PM!!

07/15/2026

Closing on Thursday at 7 PM!!

07/15/2026

Your grill called…it wants the day off. 🔥

It’s way too hot to pretend you’re the neighborhood grill master. Skip the sweat, skip the cleanup, and let us do what we do best.

The best plates around. Daily specials. Zero dishes waiting for you at home.

We’ll be here. Your grill won’t mind.

07/03/2026

🇺🇸 We’re OPEN today with our regular hours! 🇺🇸

Before the fireworks fly, stop by and grab your Malarkey’s favorites! 🍔🌭

Just a reminder—we’ll be CLOSED tomorrow, Saturday, July 4, so our crew can celebrate the holiday with their families.

Have a fun, safe Independence Day, and we’ll see you again on Tuesday! ❤️🤍💙

06/27/2026

🚨 Your kitchen has filed a formal complaint.

It says you’re overworking it.

Give it the day off and let Malarkey’s handle the cooking. We’ve got burgers, sandwiches, comfort food, and plenty of reasons to leave the dishes for someone else.

Come hungry. Leave happier. 😎🍔

06/12/2026

☀️🥵 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🥵☀️

It’s approximately 147 degrees outside. (Temperature may vary slightly, but it still feels like you’re walking through soup.)

Today’s recommendations:
❌ Don’t turn on the oven.
❌ Don’t stand over a hot stove.
❌ Don’t argue with the air conditioner.

Instead…

✅ Come to Malarkey’s.
✅ Sit in the A/C.
✅ Let us do the cooking.
✅ Pretend you’re being productive while someone else makes your dinner.

We’ll handle the burgers, sandwiches, fries, and all the hot stuff so your house doesn’t feel like the surface of the sun.

🍔 Dine In
🥡 Take Out
❄️ Free Air Conditioning with Every Visit

Open 12 PM – 9 PM

Your kitchen called. It wants the day off, too. 😎🔥🍴