Malarkey’s

Malarkey’s Takeout Malarkey’s serves delicious, all-American classics, done right. We love a tall tale, but when it comes to food, we don’t mess around. Nonsense stories.
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From burgers and hots to mile-high sandwiches, Malarkey’s has all your favorites. Serious food. No Malarkey.

☀️🔥 The week is underway and it’s HOT as heck out there! 🔥☀️Why heat up your kitchen when we’ve already got the grill fi...
06/09/2026

☀️🔥 The week is underway and it’s HOT as heck out there! 🔥☀️

Why heat up your kitchen when we’ve already got the grill fired up?

🍔 Lunch, Dinner, Dine-In, or Takeout — we’ve got you covered!

Lunch Deals | 12 PM – 3 PM
• Angus Burger & Fries – $12
• Half Order Talkin’ Trash – $10

From burgers and white hots to loaded fries, mac & cheese creations, sandwiches, and more, we’ve got plenty of ways to satisfy that summer appetite.

❄️ Cool off inside
🚗 Grab takeout and head back to the AC
🍽️ Let us do the cooking (and the dishes!)

Stop by and see us today!

🍔☀️🍟

It’s Friday.That email can wait until Monday.The laundry will still be there later.The grass? It’ll keep growing whether...
05/29/2026

It’s Friday.

That email can wait until Monday.
The laundry will still be there later.
The grass? It’ll keep growing whether you stare at it or not.

Sounds like you’ve officially earned a trip to Malarkey’s. 🍔😎

Come grab some food, avoid cooking, and spend at least one evening pretending to be a responsible adult tomorrow.

See you in Hilton.

Happy Friday, friends! 🍟🎉

05/26/2026

We will be closed today, sorry for the inconvenience. We will reopen tomorrow at noon.

Closing at 5pm today. Happy Memorial Day!
05/23/2026

Closing at 5pm today. Happy Memorial Day!

Happy Memorial Day to all our friends, family and loyal customers. We will be open 12-5pm on Saturday. Have a fun and sa...
05/22/2026

Happy Memorial Day to all our friends, family and loyal customers. We will be open 12-5pm on Saturday. Have a fun and safe weekend.

🇺🇸 Memorial Day Weekend is here… which means summer is unofficially clocking in. 😎Stop by Malarkey’s this weekend for go...
05/22/2026

🇺🇸 Memorial Day Weekend is here… which means summer is unofficially clocking in. 😎

Stop by Malarkey’s this weekend for good food, good company, and a little break from the chaos. 🍔☀️

Whether you’re out and about, avoiding cooking, or just looking for your favorite comfort food — we’ll be here.

Have a safe and happy Memorial Day weekend ❤️

Mother Nature finally decided to stop acting dramatic, so welcome to the weekend at Malarkey’s. ☀️The forecast? Better m...
05/15/2026

Mother Nature finally decided to stop acting dramatic, so welcome to the weekend at Malarkey’s. ☀️

The forecast? Better moods, better weather, and no reason to sit at home pretending you wanted to cook anyway. 😎🍔

05/09/2026

Due to unforeseen circumstances we will be closing at 2 today. Sorry for the inconvenience we will reopen Tuesday at noon.

Hilton… let’s talk a little trash 👀Not just any trash—we’re talkin’ the 🔥 Talkin’ Trash Plate DealLoaded up, no holding ...
04/28/2026

Hilton… let’s talk a little trash 👀

Not just any trash—
we’re talkin’ the 🔥 Talkin’ Trash Plate Deal

Loaded up, no holding back, and definitely not for the light eaters.

Or… you can play it safe with the 🍔 Burger Deal
(we won’t judge… much 😏)

Either way, our DAILY DEALS don’t miss.
Big flavor. Real portions. Zero nonsense.

Pull up to Malarkey’s
and come hungry… you’re gonna need it 💥🌭🍔

Still out here ordering the same thing every time? Couldn’t be us 😏🌭The white hot is calling your name—and yeah, we see ...
04/21/2026

Still out here ordering the same thing every time? Couldn’t be us 😏🌭

The white hot is calling your name—and yeah, we see you pretending you’re not curious.

It’s bold, it’s different, and it’s got just enough attitude to shake up your usual order.
Go all in… or throw it on your plate and live a little.

Don’t worry—we’ll be here when you realize you should’ve tried it sooner

Address

144 South Avenue
Hilton, NY
14468

Opening Hours

Tuesday 12pm - 9pm
Wednesday 9am - 9pm
Thursday 12pm - 9pm
Friday 12pm - 9pm
Saturday 12pm - 9pm

Telephone

+15853667017

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