09/21/2026
📞 CUSTOMER: “Can I get half a Margherita pizza and half a Grandma’s pizza?”
ME thinking : “So… you want half a ROUND pizza and half a SQUARE pizza?” 😂
I told them we can’t do it, and then I started thinking…
That’s like going to Burger King and saying:
“Can I get half a Whopper and half a Double Cheeseburger?” 🍔🤣
So naturally… I pulled up to the Burger King drive-thru to test my theory.
And guess what?
The person on the other end YELLED:
“WE CAN’T DO THAT!!!STOP PLAYING! ” 😂😂😂
I rest my case. 🍕⚖️