Lunar Lanes, LLC

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Alright guys sorry for the late post, the day job doesn’t allow me much time to check Facebook. But here we go for our w...
07/09/2026

Alright guys sorry for the late post, the day job doesn’t allow me much time to check Facebook.

But here we go for our winner this week is Tony O’Neal. Congratulations Tony! Don’t forget to come in for your free game!

“We ran out of electricity to buff our floors so we improvised.”

Stay tuned for next time!

07/08/2026

It's been a minute since I posted last - here's the latest:

First, the AI receptionist is gone. I feel like Theia was the opposite of our people-first vibe; and I noticed it seemed to confuse more than it help. So I deactivated it. Leave us a simple voicemail, we'll call you back.

Our second round of house-party summer leagues is tonight, 7/8 at 6:30PM. Bobbi has the previous game's stats loaded into BLS, and we can print your standings for you now. I can also export that data and stick it on our digital screens... so be on the lookout for that sometime next week.

We have our v1 laser-light bowling up and running. It looks really cool if I say so myself - but I still need to add:
- LEDs
- Blacklights
- DMX / DJ lighting control

Finally: I'm looking for a new day job to keep things moving forward, and Bobbi has gotten one herself as well. I'll be honest... we're behind on a lot of things right now. This means a few things:

1. Come and bowl with us when and while you can. Our financial situation is rough. We intend to do everything in our power to keep things moving - but we can't promise miracles. Better to be honest about things than surprise anyone. So if you enjoy bowling with us, please come in at least one more time. I can't guarantee 90 days at this time.

2. No money = No staff = weird hours. It's just the two of us and some volunteer help. We didn't intend for it to be this way for so long. Honestly my disabilities and health problems got in our way more than anything; and I should have waited awhile longer to jump into this full-time. As we've battled health and equipment issues both, our hours have been super weird. This is not intentional, it's a side-effect of being a two-person band. I'll hire once I get caught up and stabilized.

3. While I'm searching for a new day-job, I'd like to offer my tech services to anyone who might need them. I'll be standing up my consultancy business while I conduct my job search - so be on the lookout for that if you're interested.

4. I've written a ton of new software for our bowling alley. We have a custom foul unit, league stats dashboards, lane scheduling utilities, and a number of other tools I've built to help us run more smoothly. I think you'll see a big improvement once I deploy them. Oh, this stuff also forms the foundation for some really cool-guy laser light shows we're planning in the future.

5. Lanes 1 and 2 have been offline due to scoring failure. Technically, Lane 2 itself works just fine... we just didn't think it was any fun to do math while you bowl. That's a $2200 replacement, thanks to the rampant power surges we finally squashed last month.

6. We're down, but refuse to give up. We're acutely aware that we aren't yet up to par in terms of what a really good bowling alley looks like. We've fought our facility and equipment the entire way, and now we're facing serious financial headwinds.

We're painfully aware that we aren't 4th Street, Town Pump, Besserman Bowl, Pana Bowl, Olde Bowl, Edison's or Bowl Haven. We aspire to achieve their quality, but... we need funds and staff to get there. I'm working on that, as mentioned.

We only ask one thing: give us the grace we need to get there. If you're coming in to judge our operation or give us a hard time, please skip us (for now) and visit one of our neighboring facilities instead. I would rather you spend your hard-earned money on an experience worth your time than sell you one you won't be happy with. On the other hand, if you're just in for a good time and don't mind a few glitches, definitely come see us!

7. Beer. It just goes with bowling.

I seriously cannot -wait- to get past this hurdle. It's going to be the first thing I do once I have stable cash-flow coming in. I'm ex-Army, guys... of course I intend to serve beer at a bowling alley. I hear you Dads - you just got done with work, you just want a cold one. Trust me, I get it. Like everything else, it's a funds issue.

8. We need pins, a buffer, and a less-broken lane machine. Our lanes need resealed at a minimum. This involves a wide squeegee and a ton of polyurethane. These things, plus some moving deck adjustments on the machines.... we should be ready for certification after that.

If possible, I'll pay a Brunswick-certified pinsetter mechanic to fine-tune everything once I'm back to work. We've finally got the machines to the point of "run each of the adjustments in the book and they'll purr like kittens." I'm very, very proud of this.

I think that's all the major stuff. Come see us, throw tomatoes and peanuts at me if you like. As long as you're having a great time, it's all worth it to me.

Alrighty, it’s time for another caption game. Let’s see what y’all come up with this time. I’m slowly running out of pho...
07/08/2026

Alrighty, it’s time for another caption game. Let’s see what y’all come up with this time. I’m slowly running out of photos to use so if anyone has any photos they would like to be used please send them to us.

Win a free game!
As usual rules are leave a comment for a caption and like any comments you think should win. Winner is chosen by most liked comment.

Also we are slowing down online due to day jobs so we apologize for going silent but we are trying to find our grove with everything. We’re not going anywhere!

07/05/2026

Lunar Lanes will be closed today for a private family event. Today is our daughter Pipers birthday and we will be celebrating and enjoying our first party at the lanes as a family. Sorry for any inconveniences.

Here are our league standings for our first week. We had so much fun and can not wait for the rest! Thank you all so muc...
07/04/2026

Here are our league standings for our first week. We had so much fun and can not wait for the rest! Thank you all so much for participating!

You all did not disappoint with yesterdays photo game. I posted that photo not even thinking about the fact there was tw...
06/25/2026

You all did not disappoint with yesterdays photo game. I posted that photo not even thinking about the fact there was two blue balls 😂

The winner for yesterday’s comment is Ali Luckett!!! Congratulations and don’t forget to come in for your free game!

“How did he get the beans above the frank?”

There were so many great comments, thank you everyone for playing along with my shananagins! Stay tuned for next time!

Alright folks it’s Wednesday again! Here we go! Let’s caption this photo! Best caption wins a free game. Rules are simpl...
06/24/2026

Alright folks it’s Wednesday again! Here we go! Let’s caption this photo! Best caption wins a free game.

Rules are simple, leave a comment for a caption and like any comments you think should win. Winner is chosen by most liked comment. Unless a tie, then Nick and I chose.

Let’s see what y’all can come up with this week!

Don’t forget to bring dad in today for a game or two! Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there!
06/21/2026

Don’t forget to bring dad in today for a game or two!

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there!

06/19/2026
06/16/2026

I'm going to do a double-post today and then I'll stop blowing up everyone's timeline with my bowling blog post story circle for awhile. Promise!

As most of you know, we're in a temporarily tough spot. To be fair, we know we aren't alone. Multiple centers in our own network hit the same rough waters we do. It's not just us.

I did a ton of market research and found something absolutely shocking. We all know that bowling is in decline nationwide. I don't think we all recognize how widespread and severe it is. At its peak, there were over 12000 bowling centers in the US in the 1960's. Today, there maximum bowling census data I found was 3800, with more common estimates placing the count between 2400 - 3100.

Google "how many bowling alleys are there in the united states" and read its AI real quick. I confirmed it with genuine deep research. It's less than 4000 any way you look at it. There's been no sharp, significant cliff. People love bowling, participation isn't down - they just don't engage in a ton of repeat business. (Hillsboro absolutely bucks the national trend in this way, by the way!)

League participation, according to USBC data, is down some 89% from since the 70's. Operating bowling centers on the whole? 79% decline since the height in the 60's. There's been a mostly-steady 3% decline in bowling centers nationwide, year over year, since the height. It's never really sped up or dropped sharply (so cell phones and video games did NOT create this problem), it's never really stopped. Given what I see, if we bowling centers don't collectively make some interesting decisions, we're going to be rare as a drive in within the next 30 years. Crazy, right? To think... your local bowling centers - all of them - could be a distant memory in a few short years. Turns out the midwest was mostly insulated from the decline for some reason, so we don't feel the loss here.

In short, we've gotta adapt. We can't afford to be sluggish and working on years-long timelines like we once did. If I wish for local bowling to continue, I have to be more adaptable, from my point of view. I think we're helping in some ways. At a very, very minimum, we're one of the remaining few, and we plain refuse to accept defeat.

When we're closed, I'm staying up all night researching repairs and spare parts, alternatives and stand-ins. At the same time, I'm developing non-intrusive software and hardware harnesses for my equipment that I think could benefit myself and other bowling centers like mine in knocking out a bunch of operating costs.

That said, I sadly have to take a step back from daily attention to the business and return to my dayjob. I've plain run out of options that don't involve dialing back services or shutting things down. I owe Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy right now. So, back to silicon valley software land Nick goes. Luckily, I'm confident our systems are now stable enough to allow this step back, so it's not the end for us by a long shot. Long story short, we can get where we're going, so long as I'm not living at the lanes, doing a startup dayjob, and juggling both of those every day of the week.

So. Here's the plan. We're not retreating. We're not shutting down. We will continue to take in every ounce of effort offered, put back every spare dime and dollar into the facility, and of course continue to be open for normal business. Functionally, customers shouldn't see much difference, with the notable exception of 'less Nick and Bobbi and their kids around for every service.' We'll just be less of a visible fixture, yknow?

Our repair and restoration plans continue unabated. My software and electronics upgrades will continue development in the background. We'll hire a few new faces and engage an accountant, who will be temporarily paid from my own paycheck, until we're cash-flow positive and a more sustainable position. In the meantime, I'll work my dayjob and run the bowling alley from behind the curtain more often. Bobbi will also take a backseat more often. It's important for me to re-focus some time toward friends and family members as well, because I've been a ghost since we started all this.

Once we're in a better position, I can attempt to re-focus on Lunar Lanes. It's become my new home. I'm not leaving, I'm just engaged elsewhere more often than I'd like.

Stay tuned, folks. Hang in there, your bowling alley isn't going anywhere until it's painfully clear the community doesn't want it (or doesn't want us specifically to run it) anymore. Thanks for reading, and as always, thank you for your continued patience and support!

Address

217 N Main Street
Hillsboro, IL
62049

Opening Hours

Wednesday 4pm - 9:30pm
Thursday 4pm - 9:30pm
Friday 4pm - 10pm
Saturday 3pm - 10pm
Sunday 12pm - 6pm

Telephone

+12176080555

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