The Meatball Mafia

06/01/2026

Hello Mafiosos! Summer is officially here. The kids are done with school. Celebration at the Station starts this Thursday. Changes are coming to the mafia.
But I’ll take a minute and post about my favorite summer pizza, the Brine! Garlic oil, pickles, and house made ranch🥒
Yes, I understand the Italians of Italy are pi**ed.
No, I do not care what they think, because I’m Italian American🤌

05/03/2026

Hello Mafiosos! Look at this beaut🤌
⛱️It’s a beautiful day, the pies are slingin, and the meatballs are calling your name!
We’ll see you today from 11am-7pm
Summer hours start Sunday 5/10 when we get all our college kids back. We can’t wait to get the gang back together so we can fulfill those Mafia cravings

Want to preorder for pickup?
📲Text 614-564-7251
🚗Delivery available at www.themeatballmafia.com

05/03/2026

Hello mafiosos! Just wanted to give an update on why we close at 7 on some days and 8 on the others. Currently we have 6 people (who all live in Hilliard) working for a 7 day operation. I’m trying not to overwork them too much. We’re waiting on our college kids to come back as we haven’t had any high school applicants this season (first time since 2021).
Please. Do not give us bad reviews because we closed at the stated time. These reviews last a lifetime.
The kids will be trickling back in the next few weeks and we’ll extend the hours to 8 and 9.
And if you know Heather Lindsay, kindly ask her to delete this review.

04/17/2026

04/17/2026

Hello Mafiosos. The post I’m about to make brings me great embarrassment as a resident of Hilliard. Recently my staff has experienced abusive behavior from minors ordering from us. Everything from chanting “NO TIP!” to saying directly disgusting things to my staff. Heading into the summer months I want to make it perfectly clear this will NOT be tolerated, and we reserve the right to refuse service to ANYONE we deem to be a prick. Have a conversation with your children about what public behavior is, and what common decency is as well.
Enjoy the weather. Enjoy the pizza.
-Robert

04/01/2026

I was typing an April fools post where I misled you all into believing we were calling it quits and going back to the food truck life. While writing the post it gave me horrendous flashbacks of sweating my meatballs off all summer, and being poor all winter. I couldn’t even joke about it.
Anyhow, happy April fools day. We’ll be extending hours soon!
Parents of Hilliard: if you have a high schooler over the age of 16 who wants a job, we need a couple mafiosos for the summer! Perks of the job are obviously pizza, and they get to say for the rest of their lives their first job was with the Mafia🤌

Yes. This picture is how the meatball mafia started in 2013. You can’t see it, but there’s a bullet hole in the window

03/30/2026

To all my fellow 330 transplants, happy 330 Day!

03/28/2026

You know what it is 🤌Today and tomorrow are your last chances to get a Cincinnati 6 until the fall!

03/28/2026

Available through Sunday!

03/26/2026

Hello Mafiosos! It’s opening day for the Reds at 4:10! ⚾️ Don’t miss out on our most controversial specialty pizza, the Cincinnati 6, available for a limited time🤌
Today through Sunday at the Center Street Market location only!
-Skyline Chili
-Cheddar Cheese
-Hot Dogs
-Onions
-Mustard
-Oyster Crackers

Want to preorder? Text 614-564-7251 with your name, order, and preferred pickup time!
It’s the yellow mustard that does it for me😘