05/28/2026
Turns out Lord of the Flies was really just a cautionary tale about unstable blood sugar. 😭🍞
One minute the tribe is “cutting carbs”…
three days later civilization has collapsed and someone’s fighting over imaginary coconuts.
Here’s the thing though:
Your body actually prefers balance.
Protein helps keep you fuller longer.
Fiber slows digestion.
Carbs aren’t the enemy… but surviving on ultra-processed snack food and vibes usually doesn’t end well. 😉
The goal isn’t punishment.
It’s eating in a way that keeps your energy, hunger, mood, and cravings from turning into a full psychological thriller.
Real food.
Balanced macros.
Slightly fewer tribal uprisings. 🔥
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