06/06/2026
MEET THE STAFF: MIKE
You may know Mike as one of our bartenders.
Based on this photo, however, you probably assume he’s a Disney villain who stole a monkey from a traveling circus.
When asked for a staff photo, Mike somehow found the only picture in existence where he looks like he’s negotiating a business merger between humans and primates.
The scary part? The monkey actually looks more comfortable than most of our customers after Mike starts explaining August Burns Red lyrics.
By day, Mike is a teacher.
By night, Mike serves beer and tells stories that somehow start with, “So there I was...” and end 20 minutes later with absolutely nobody remembering what the original point was.
Fun fact: We can’t confirm whether Mike adopted the monkey or if the monkey adopted Mike. Judging by the matching facial expressions, they’ve clearly been hanging out for a while.
Catch Mike behind the bar this week. If he shows up with any more exotic animals, we’re officially turning Barley into a petting zoo and charging admission. 🐒🍺🍻