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03/31/2021

Wanna meet girls like her risk-free? Check the link in the bio!

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Where can I meet girls (like the lovely Aurora Culpo) who aren’t afraid of hustle and hard work?

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Try volunteering - it selects for girls who enjoy giving their time and effort for a cause they believe in

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Or looking for experience for their resume - but definitely non-lazy girls

03/23/2021

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Goddamn I hate my friends

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Did they let you down?

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Way too often

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You need a more… permanent solution

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Snarksy, put the knife down

(^ΦдΦ^) When friends let you down over and over, don’t get angry - get smart... ( ﾟ∀ﾟ) ...And stop it from happening again in the future

02/27/2021

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Let me guess, you want to know where to meet nurses

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I mean, only if it’s not too much trouble

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Start with your nursing student associations at your local universities, since they’re social in nature, and it’s way more natural meeting ppl there

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But aren’t they only nursing students?

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Does it make that much of a difference

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Even if you were looking for professional nurses - student clubs are still a great starting point, since nursing students graduate into actual nurses, and you can bet the execs know actual nurses, and have actual nurses at talks and discussion panels and brunches and other club events

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Roger that

02/26/2021

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You know what? Not all girls look good in hats

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Are you starting to get a hat fe**sh now?

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Go where girls wear hats - like horse-riding places

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Or failing that,

02/25/2021

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I heard that sand is the greatest enemy of DSLR cameras

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Tell that to condoms

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S*x on the beach is literally the reason Morning After pills were invented

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Really?

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No



































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02/24/2021

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Where would I find girl-next-door lingerie models?

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Now that’s going quite specific

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Defining your niche is a good thing though - anyway, we’ll talk about the girl-next-door look later, because it’s not actually that important to look for - and also, you can’t really look for it anyway

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Oh why

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Stay tuned

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Ok den

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But if you’re talking about lingerie models, that’s easy - modelling agencies

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Ok, just any agency?

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Pretty much - there may be agencies which specialise, but most try to maintain a roster of models with different looks or styles, so they can be the one-stop-shop for whatever their clients are looking for

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Got it, so just hang out around modelling agencies then

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Try to not loiter right outside - your goal isn’t to get arrested as a stalker

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Yep, your goal is to simply up your chances of meeting girls who are specifically your type (in this case, lingerie models) by being in a certain area - so just try to go about your business around there

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Like visit local shops?

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Or study or work at local cafes

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Or read at the local park

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True - if I prepare right, I can hang out without feeling like a waste of time

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Or a waste of space

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Which can lead you to feel like a stalker - since you’re literally there only for girls

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I’ll go look for some audiobooks

02/23/2021

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Hey, do any of youse like acai bowls?

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You know the goop that they eat on the ship in The Matrix? It kinda tastes like that

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But doesn’t it have fruits and muesli and chocolate sauce and all the colours of the rainbow?

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Window-dressing to hide the goop

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Lipstick and foundation and rouge on the pig

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Huh, I wonder if it’s that bad

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Only you can decide for yourself - let’s go to brunch

02/22/2021

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Blondes or brunettes, Gamster?

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Why don't we have both?

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I would carry you on my shoulders if I could manage it

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He is the hero Gotham deserves

02/21/2021

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So, gym bunnies

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If you’re asking how to meet them, you already know the answer

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Supermarkets and cafes and juice stores around good gyms?

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Any stores, and bus-stops and train stations really - but yes, that’s right

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And you know Influencer-types have gotta show off their work - so they can also be found around parks running and stretching and stuff

02/20/2021

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Ok, what’s the tip today, Hub?

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No tip today, let’s just admire Tiffany Lawrance and her physique

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I mean, I’m ok with that

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This picture reminds me, go fetch me my bowl of milk, humans

02/19/2021

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Oh boy, tennis girls…

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Dem toned bodies, right?

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Yeah… I wish I could meet some… why are you guys looking at me like that?

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Have you not been paying attention at all, Gamster?

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Remember your training, young one, where would girls who play tennis go?

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To tennis courts - but they’re there to play tennis, and they’re with people

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So don’t go there then - where do tennis players do that normal ppl don’t do?

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Worry about their tennis equipment- oh

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Exactly - buying and repairing - so going to general sports stores, or specialty tennis stores

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And guess what tennis players are like after games or trainings?

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Hungry, thirsty, and tired - oh so nearby cafes, restaurants, and bars

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Now you’re starting to think like a tennis girl!

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Is that a good thing?

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Think like a killer to catch a killer