The Sassy Sasquatch

The Sassy Sasquatch Sassy Sasquatch is your go-to spot for great coffee, killer breakfast, and crave-worthy lunch.
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9am-7pm
06/17/2026

9am-7pm

🦶🌲 SUNDAY SQUATCH REPORT 🌲🦶Open today from 9 AM - 2 PMToday’s breakfast special is a beauty:🥩 Steak & Eggs BreakfastTwo ...
06/14/2026

🦶🌲 SUNDAY SQUATCH REPORT 🌲🦶

Open today from 9 AM - 2 PM

Today’s breakfast special is a beauty:

🥩 Steak & Eggs Breakfast
Two thin-sliced ribeye steaks, seasoned and cooked to perfection, served with:
🍳 Three eggs
🥔 Hashbrowns
🍞 Toast

For lunch, we’re bringing out a couple crowd favorites:

🌮 Indian Tacos
🧀 Beefy Nachos

And fresh off the smoker…

🔥 Smoked Turkey!

Whether you’re looking for a hearty breakfast, a loaded lunch, fresh smoked turkey, a coffee, dirty soda, shake, or a scoop of ice cream, we’ve got you covered.

Skip the cooking, let the Squatch handle it.

📍 The Sassy Sasquatch
⏰ Open 9 AM - 2 PM

Sunday Funday starts here!

🌲🥤 THIRSTY THURSDAY SQUATCH REPORT 🥤🌲The Squatch is thirsty, and we bet you are too!Come on down to The Sassy Sasquatch ...
06/11/2026

🌲🥤 THIRSTY THURSDAY SQUATCH REPORT 🥤🌲

The Squatch is thirsty, and we bet you are too!

Come on down to The Sassy Sasquatch and cool off with a milkshake, dirty soda, fresh coffee, or a scoop (or three) of our hard-scooped ice cream.

🌯 Breakfast Special:
STEAK BURRITO

🌮 Lunch Special:
The fan-favorite INDIAN TACOS are back today!

🧀 Plus… NACHOS!
For all you nacho lovers, they’re back again today and becoming such a hit they may just earn a permanent spot on the menu.

🍦 We also have:
• Hard-scooped ice cream
• Waffle cones
• Cake cones
• Milkshakes
• Dirty sodas
• Coffee drinks

Come grab some good food, cold treats, and let the Squatch handle the cooking today!

📍 The Sassy Sasquatch - Hazen, ND
⏰ OPEN 9:00 AM - 7:00 PM

🦶🌲 WEDNESDAY SQUATCH REPORT 🌲🦶The Squatch is back at it today and he’s hungry… so you should be too.🍳 Breakfast Special🥩...
06/10/2026

🦶🌲 WEDNESDAY SQUATCH REPORT 🌲🦶

The Squatch is back at it today and he’s hungry… so you should be too.

🍳 Breakfast Special
🥩 The All-Meat Breakfast Burrito
Loaded up with all the good stuff and guaranteed to keep you fueled longer than a Sasquatch running from a game warden.

🍗 Lunch Specials
🔥 Wings are back on the menu today!
🧀 And by popular demand… NACHOS return for another round because apparently you people have excellent taste.

🐔 Fresh Smoked Chicken
Coming off the smoker around 11:30-Noon-ish. You know… whenever the Squatch decides it’s perfect.

🍦 The Scoop of the Day
We’ve got hard-scooped ice cream ready to go!

Choose from:
🍨 Dish
🍦 Cake Cone
🧇 Waffle Cone

Need something colder and creamier?

🥤 Milkshakes available!
• Caramel
• Strawberry
• Chocolate

Whether you’re craving a loaded burrito, a basket of wings, a mountain of nachos, fresh smoked chicken, or enough ice cream to forget your responsibilities for a little while, we’ve got you covered.

📍 The Sassy Sasquatch
Come hungry. Leave happy. Possibly needing a nap.

🦶🌲 Tuesday Squatch Report 🌲🦶The Squatch has an important update from the woods today…🥩 Lunch Special: Beefy Nachos loade...
06/09/2026

🦶🌲 Tuesday Squatch Report 🌲🦶

The Squatch has an important update from the woods today…

🥩 Lunch Special: Beefy Nachos loaded up and ready to go!

🍗 Menu Update: We are out of smoked meats today, and aside from our chicken strips and wings, we won’t have our regular chicken options available.

⏰ Closing Early Today
We’ll be open 9:00 AM to 2:00 PM today.

Nena is feeling a little under the weather 🤒, and we’ve also got some important work to tackle around the Sasquatch cave. With another round of storms lurking around North Dakota, we’ve got some things to bolt down, patch up, and straighten out before Mother Nature decides to start throwing lawn furniture into neighboring counties again. Humans call it “maintenance.” The weather calls it “a challenge.”

We apologize for any inconvenience and appreciate everyone’s understanding. ❤️

We’ll be back at it and ready to roll Wednesday morning at 9:00 AM with fresh coffee, good food, and hopefully fewer repair projects.

Thank you for supporting The Sassy Sasquatch! 🦶☕🍔

Today’s Hours: 9:00 AM - 2:00 PM
Wednesday: Back Open at 9:00 AM

🦍☕ SATURDAY AFTERNOON SQUATCH REPORT ☕🦍Good news, folks! The girls are opening up shop tomorrow and we’re doing things a...
06/06/2026

🦍☕ SATURDAY AFTERNOON SQUATCH REPORT ☕🦍

Good news, folks! The girls are opening up shop tomorrow and we’re doing things a little differently.

🚨 No Buffet This Sunday! 🚨

Instead, we’ll be serving up our FULL MENU from 9 AM - 2 PM, so you can order all your favorites fresh off the grill and out of the kitchen.

🍳 Breakfast Special:
The fan-favorite Hazen Omelette loaded up and ready to start your day right.

🍔 Lunch:
No official lunch special tomorrow. The Squatch decided there were already too many good choices on the menu, so we’ll have the full lineup available and may throw a few surprise specials on the board.

☕ Fresh coffee
🥤 Dirty sodas
🍦 Ice cream
🍔 Burgers, wraps, and all the good stuff

So if you were planning on the buffet, don’t panic. The grill will be hot, the coffee will be flowing, and the crew will be ready to feed the hungry masses.

📍 The Sassy Sasquatch
🕘 Sunday | 9 AM - 2 PM

The buffet may be taking the day off, but the Squatch never sleeps… well, except between customers.

🍯 Fresh Caramel Rolls Alert! 🍯The Squatch kitchen has been up to no good again… and this time it involves warm, gooey, f...
06/06/2026

🍯 Fresh Caramel Rolls Alert! 🍯

The Squatch kitchen has been up to no good again… and this time it involves warm, gooey, fresh-baked caramel rolls! 🤤

These beauties just came out of the oven, loaded with buttery caramel goodness and enough sweetness to make a Sasquatch forget where he hid his treasure. 🦶💰

Perfect with a hot coffee, a cold latte, or just because it’s Saturday and being an adult means you can eat dessert for breakfast if you want. Civilization has achieved very little, but caramel rolls are one of its better accomplishments.

⚠️ Available while they last! Once the Squatch catches wind of them, all bets are off.

📍 The Sassy Sasquatch
☕ Fresh Coffee
🍯 Fresh Caramel Rolls
😋 Fresh Reasons to Skip Cooking

🦶🍯☕

🚨🦶 THE FRIDAY SQUATCH REPORT / SCOOP OF THE DAY 🍦⚡The Squatch woke up this morning with one mission: feed people and mak...
06/05/2026

🚨🦶 THE FRIDAY SQUATCH REPORT / SCOOP OF THE DAY 🍦⚡

The Squatch woke up this morning with one mission: feed people and make questionable caffeine decisions.

🌮 BREAKFAST SPECIAL:
Breakfast Tacos!

🔥 LUNCH SPECIAL:
Fresh slow-smoked pulled pork, smoked low and slow the way barbecue was meant to be.

Served with:
🧀 Mac & Cheese
🍟 Small Order of Fries

🦃 FRESH OFF THE SMOKER:
Smoked Turkey!

Today’s featured sandwich:

🦃 TURKEY TURKEY SWISS 🧀

Because regular turkey just wasn’t enough turkey.

⚡ NEW PRODUCT ALERT ⚡

🌲 THE SQUATCH REFRESHERS 🌲

A little energy. A lot of flavor.

Available in:

🍓 Strawberry

🍉🥝 Watermelon Kiwi

🐉 Dragon Fruit

Ask the lovely ladies up front to make you one! I tried one this morning and now I’m operating at approximately 147% capacity.

🍦 SCOOP OF THE DAY 🍦

Still hanging around:
🫐 Blueberry Cheesecake

Freshly added:
🥧 Strawberry Rhubarb Cobbler

Also available:
🍁 Maple Nut
🍦 Vanilla
☁️ Cotton Candy
🥜 Peanut Butter Cookie Dough
🍧 Raspberry Sherbet

Grab yourself:
🧇 Waffle Cone
🍦 Cake Cone
🥤 Shake
🍨 Dish of Ice Cream

🏆 Today’s Challenge:
See how many scoops you can eat before brain freeze files an official complaint.

It’s Friday.
The smoker is rolling.
The ice cream is cold.
The refreshers are flowing.
And the Squatch is feeling extra wild today.

Come on down and help us kick off the weekend! 🦶🔥🍦⚡

06/03/2026

Somebody left a wallet at the shop today it’s has nothing in it

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34 Main
Hazen, ND
58545

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+17015184429

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