Branded Burgers

Directions

Branded Burgers Born in Texas, Smashed in Harper
•Texas Beef • Smash Burgers•
Harper, Texas


Online ordering
https://cash.app/order/$brandedburgers

Branded Burgers is headed to Corpus Christi for the Texas Food Championship this weekend. 🍔🏖️We’re not saying you should...
09/20/2026

Branded Burgers is headed to Corpus Christi for the Texas Food Championship this weekend. 🍔🏖️

We’re not saying you should buy a ticket, book a hotel, pack up the family, and drive to Corpus just to get your Branded Burger fix.

Because that would be ridiculous.

You should obviously stay a few days and make a beach vacation out of it.

Now it’s not a questionable decision. It’s family bonding.

See y’all in Corpus. 😉🍔

We’ve avoided discussing this because we try to keep politics off this page..But enough is enough.. Grilled onions vs. f...
09/19/2026

We’ve avoided discussing this because we try to keep politics off this page..
But enough is enough..

Grilled onions vs. fresh onions.

One is hot, caramelized, greasy little perfection.
The other is raw...

We said what we said. 🧅🔥

This message was paid for by the Committee to Grill the Damn Onions, which consists solely of the social media manager.

The views expressed here do not necessarily reflect the official position of Branded Burgers. Management has not authorized this campaign and frankly may not know it exists. 🍔

You can recover from a missed turn.Your GPS will reroute.You can circle the block.Life will go on.But driving past Brand...
09/18/2026

You can recover from a missed turn.

Your GPS will reroute.
You can circle the block.
Life will go on.

But driving past Branded Burgers when you were already right there?

That’s the kind of decision that follows a man.

Open 11–2. Make better choices. 🍔

09/17/2026

For just one burger today, you can help keep these two smiling. 🥺🍔

Your generous contribution can provide hope, purpose, and something to do until 2pm.

Please. Don’t wait.

They’re counting on you.

Open 11–2. | 9.17.26
Harper, TX | Branded Meat Market |

11–2. 🍔 Come get a burger. Or don’t. But that would be weird.Everybody knows the recipe for a good weekend starts with ...
09/11/2026

11–2. 🍔
Come get a burger. Or don’t. But that would be weird.

Everybody knows the recipe for a good weekend starts with a burger. We don’t make the rules.

OPEN TODAY 11–2 🍔We left y’all unsupervised for ONE lunch yesterday and frankly, we’re scared to ask what you ate. Not d...
09/04/2026

OPEN TODAY 11–2 🍔

We left y’all unsupervised for ONE lunch yesterday and frankly, we’re scared to ask what you ate.

Not doing that again.

It’s Labor Day weekend. Calories are federally suspended until Tuesday.

Get in the truck. We’re going to get burgers. 🤠🍔

🍔🤠

Well, we’ve got some bad news.**Branded Burgers will be CLOSED Thursday.**We know this wasn’t part of your plans. Frankl...
09/02/2026

Well, we’ve got some bad news.

**Branded Burgers will be CLOSED Thursday.**

We know this wasn’t part of your plans. Frankly, it wasn’t very considerate of us.

But before anyone starts pitchin’ a hissy fit, **we’ll be back OPEN FRIDAY 11–2.**

It’s one day. Keep it together. 🍔

🧪 THE STUDY HAS CONCLUDED.After three days of extensive research, we have officially concluded our study.Now, in the int...
08/30/2026

🧪 THE STUDY HAS CONCLUDED.

After three days of extensive research, we have officially concluded our study.

Now, in the interest of full transparency, we should probably disclose that we are not scientists.

Like… at all.

We actually had no clue what we were doing. There were no control groups. No charts. No lab coats. We’re not even entirely sure we used the word “hypothesis” correctly.

But “conducting a scientific study” sounded a lot more professional than “we wanted to see how many of y’all we could convince to eat burgers.”

That being said, the results are in:

People who ate a Branded Burger appeared significantly happier than people who did not.🍔

Could there be other variables? Probably.

Are we going to look into them? Absolutely not.

Results are currently being peer reviewed by a guy named Randy who was sitting by the trailer.

Thank you for your participation in this extremely legitimate scientific endeavor. 🫡

08/29/2026

🚨 FINAL CALL FOR RESEARCH PARTICIPANTS 🚨

Today marks the final day of our highly questionable, completely unfunded study:

Can a Smashburger keep the sadness away?

After few days of research, we can confidently say…

We still need more data.

Could we stop here? Sure.
Would that be scientifically irresponsible? We have no idea. We sell burgers.

So we’re running one final round of trials today.

11–2 | Branded Meat Market 🍔

Do it for science.
Your sacrifice will not go unnoticed.

UPDATE: The study is ongoing.Earlier this week, we presented our hypothesis that one Smashburger a day may, in fact, kee...
08/28/2026

UPDATE: The study is ongoing.

Earlier this week, we presented our hypothesis that one Smashburger a day may, in fact, keep the sadness away.

Unfortunately, our sample size is still wildly irresponsible, so we’ll be continuing trials today.

Early findings include:
🍔 Increased happiness
🍟 Improved outlook on life
🧀 Sudden desire to add another patty
🤝 Absolutely zero interest in the control group

We’re not saying it’s peer reviewed.
We’re saying we need more peers.

For the sake of science, please act accordingly.

11–2 | Branded Meat Market | Harper, TX

Address

23381 US Highway 290
Harper, TX
78631

Opening Hours

Thursday 11am - 2pm
Friday 11am - 2pm
Saturday 11am - 2pm

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Branded Burgers posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Shortcuts

Share

Category