09/24/2026
🚨 PRINCESS UPDATE: 🐾🍷
Well… this is embarrassing.
Apparently, Princess celebrated the reinstatement of her patio privileges a little harder than anticipated.
Management found her PASSED OUT IN THE STAIRWELL. 😳😹
At this time, we are unsure how many glasses of rosé were involved.
She has declined to comment.
Does anybody have the number for Uber, Lyft… or perhaps a Catillac? 🚕🐈
Because clearly, she is in NO condition to drive.
We would also like to remind everyone that sleeping in the landscaping or stairwells are NOT included with patio privileges.
📸 Once again, the paparazzi were there to document the entire scandal.
Honestly, we reinstate her privileges for FIVE MINUTES… 🙄😂
**eAndWhiskers