Brenda's Kitchen

05/31/2023

I'm so old, I remember when our roller skates looked like this

11/08/2022

BamaPrincess

10/15/2022

10/15/2022

10/15/2022

10/05/2022

10/05/2022

10/01/2022

I got pulled over on I-44 for going 7 mph over the speed limit. 🚓

As the officer started walking up to my car, i rolled my windows down ..... 🚙

My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr old niece , started screaming from the backseat:

“It’s coming out!!!!!” 😱😱😱😱😱😱
“I can’t hold it any longer!!!!!”😳😳😳😳
“It’s almost here!!!!!!!!!!!”

Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this....
and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”

She looks him 💀 DEAD IN THE FACE 💀

And says “I’ve got p**p coming outta my butt!!”🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

He started laughing 😂😂😂😂
I looked like I was about to cry 😭😭😭😭😭

He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing😂😂😂

As soon as we pulled away I asked “What the hell was that about???”😳😳😳😳😳😳

This kid,smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

I said “So...... You're not p**ping 💩?”
She said nope and you're not in trouble either.

OMG 👀👀👀
This kid is my hero 🦸‍♀️

09/21/2022

I still find these buried in sandboxes!

09/20/2022