07/01/2026
🚨STATEMENT FROM (probably 😂) 🚨
Thought I was headed to Bangor for the show… but Sedgley hit me with the ultimate plot twist ‼️I said to them, ‘I am a vegetarian man I only eat beets…wear a lot of carats and I smoke the best meats’ and they had no choice but to hire me for the night 🔥Real Gs move in silence like lasagna, and celebrity line cooks do too. Show me my opponent 🍎🎩