01/10/2026
🚨🍦🎉 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🎉🍦🚨
The GRAND RE-OPENING is happening MARCH 7TH and we’re calling it a
COMMUNITY ICE CREAM SOCIAL because… reasons.
👯♂️ Bring your spouse, best friend, random friend, emotional support human and come socialize like it’s 1999.
🍨💥 INSANE DEAL:
Buy ONE ice cream cone or bowl for $2.50 and get the SECOND ONE FREE (math is wild, we know).
🎂🎈 ALSO IMPORTANT:
Meet the new owner DAN and yell HAPPY BIRTHDAY at him (nicely). He chose this life.
New ownership. Ice cream everywhere. Socializing encouraged.
Bad decisions optional.
🗓️ MARCH 7TH. BE THERE. 🍦🔥