11/08/2021
Duck the Goose: Check it out - Bullwinkle and I match for Veteran's Day. We both are wearing green and brown camo and we both have hats!
Me: There is so many things wrong in that, I don't know where to start. 1) Most people don't dress up for Veteran's Day. 2) That's not a hat on the duck, it's the lid to the gumballs. 3) You are wearing camo, the duck is naturally camouflaged. 4) I'm pretty sure the gun you are holding was used to kill a Christmas goose.
DtG: Why are you always so hateful? You should make your New Year's Resolution to try and be a better person.
Me: OHMYF'ING.... I can't have hurt your feelings, you aren't real!
DtG: And that's the most hurtful of all, Geppeto never said that to Pinocchio...