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Pizza Nerds Take out/Delivery Only! Pizza. Cookies. The coolest of vibes.

It’s October!! One of my favorite months.Halloween. Candy. Cooler weather. My grass doesn’t grow at light speed.It’s pre...
10/07/2026

It’s October!!

One of my favorite months.
Halloween. Candy. Cooler weather. My grass doesn’t grow at light speed.

It’s pretty neat imo.

👻Should we do a costume contest later this month? Give a big gift card away to the winner?👻

Talk amongst yaselves.

Ok love you bbbbbyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee

‼️THE CRAB RANGOON IS BACK‼️Now that it’s not 1,000° outside, it feels like Rangoon season.Available until the end of th...
10/05/2026

‼️THE CRAB RANGOON IS BACK‼️

Now that it’s not 1,000° outside, it feels like Rangoon season.

Available until the end of the month.

🕺🕺💃💃

Ok love you bbbbbbyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee

Tony found out Ohio State is playing at the Hawkeyes’ place today.He keeps calling it “the hawks nest.”As Head of Egg Se...
10/03/2026

Tony found out Ohio State is playing at the Hawkeyes’ place today.

He keeps calling it “the hawks nest.”

As Head of Egg Security, he is not taking this well. Not. At. All…

Apparently he’s heading there to “assess the threat,” because he’s spent weeks protecting our eggers from hawks and now Ohio State is voluntarily walking into their territory.

I told him Hawkeyes aren’t actual hawks.

He called that “hawk propaganda” and said I can’t be trusted?!

So… that’s where we’re at.

O-H‼️

Ok love you bbbbbbyyyyyeeeeeeeee

10/02/2026

We have a fox problem‼️

Todd the Fox has been harassing the girls in our egg department, and Tony has officially had enough!

Those girls lay the fresh eggs used to make our cookies, so any disruption to egg operations is a direct threat to cookie production.

Naturally, Tony has promoted himself to Head of Security and gone deep undercover to capture Todd before things get out of hand.

He’s infiltrated the flock.

He’s gained their trust.

Todd has no idea what’s coming.

Very serious. Very hardcore. 🐔🫡

Ok love you bbbbbbyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee

09/30/2026

I mentioned that I thought the cookie needed something.

After further consideration, I think it’s perfect exactly the way it is.

I’ll be in the car if you need me.

Ok love you bbbbbbyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee

The other night, I couldn’t sleep… So I did what any normal 41 year old would do.I started reading about how hundreds of...
09/29/2026

The other night, I couldn’t sleep… So I did what any normal 41 year old would do.

I started reading about how hundreds of millions of years ago, trees would die and just kinda… lay there.

The fungi and microbes that eventually got really good at breaking down that stuff hadn’t evolved yet, so all those dead things just… piled up in these swampy environments instead of decomposing.

Then they got buried in the water and swamps.

Cut to roughly 360 million years later, and those trees became the coal we have today!

I’m glad it only takes a morning to make chocolate chip cookies.

COULD YOU IMAGINE waiting that long for a cookie?!

Crazy.

Anyway…. That’s a peek into my brain.

Ok love you bbbbbbyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee

09/27/2026

Also, FYI, I don’t technically have a hearing problem, but sometimes when there’s a lot of noises occurring at the same time, I’ll hear ‘em as one big jumble.

Again it’s not that I can’t hear, uh because that’s false.

I can. I just can’t distinguish between everything I’m hearing.

Ok love you bbbbbbyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeee

September is coming to a close…It’s been a BANGER‼️October has some fun things coming tho, so let’s not get all sad and ...
09/26/2026

September is coming to a close…

It’s been a BANGER‼️

October has some fun things coming tho, so let’s not get all sad and emotional.

Also, Creed slaps.

WHY DOES CREED GET SO MUCH HATE⁉️

I wish I had the time and talent to film a Creed pizza music video.

COULD YOU EVEN IMAGINE?!

Slow motion cheese pulls.
Flour flying through the air.
Ben staring emotionally into the middle distance while holding a pizza.

WITH ARMS WIDE OPEEENNNNN.

I’m getting all sweaty thinking about it.

Anyway…

Thanks for being awesome.

You all and Creed.

ok love you bbbbbbbyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee

Our knot dough takes 3+ days to make!After mixing, it takes a loooooooong nap in our walk-in to slowly proof and develop...
09/24/2026

Our knot dough takes 3+ days to make!

After mixing, it takes a loooooooong nap in our walk-in to slowly proof and develop flavor.

Then, on the day they’re headed to the stage, they get cut out, weighed, tied, final proofed and baked. 🫩

Lots of time. Lots of flavor. Easy to digest.🕺💃

Pretty neat lil thing.

Oh, and you can get an order for free on Thursdays when you spend $30‼️

Ok love you bbbbbbbyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nice lil cool crispy fall morning.Probably need a sweat shirt.Turn the seat warmer on.The bugs aren’t waiting to ambush ...
09/22/2026

Nice lil cool crispy fall morning.

Probably need a sweat shirt.

Turn the seat warmer on.

The bugs aren’t waiting to ambush me.

I’M IN MY PRIME!!

What’s your season of choice?

ok love you bbbbyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee

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Gahanna, OH
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