Mortimer’s Bake Shed

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Mortimer’s Bake Shed Gluten-Free baked goods. Mortimer’s Bake Shed - small batch, bold flavors made by Girl’s Got Balls

When you cut into a baguette and see that beautiful crumb… almost makes you forget it’s actually gluten free…
10/13/2026

When you cut into a baguette and see that beautiful crumb… almost makes you forget it’s actually gluten free…

Today is a good day for cookies. 🍪
09/29/2026

Today is a good day for cookies. 🍪

Gluten free sourdough just came out of the oven and she’s beautiful 😍
09/25/2026

Gluten free sourdough just came out of the oven and she’s beautiful 😍

Trying new recipes to perfect before officially opening for shed business!
09/24/2026

Trying new recipes to perfect before officially opening for shed business!

09/24/2026

Morty’s new bake shed has officially been built!

Baked good will be loaded soon enough…

Today seems like a good day to get some gluten free sourdough starter started….
09/15/2026

Today seems like a good day to get some gluten free sourdough starter started….

Mortimer has officially decided we’re done buying vanilla like normal humans.So now we’re in the shed brewing our own li...
09/07/2026

Mortimer has officially decided we’re done buying vanilla like normal humans.
So now we’re in the shed brewing our own like two witches with a Costco membership.

These little bottles of joy are filled with bourbon vanilla and vodka vanilla — because why choose one personality when you can have both?
They’ll be ready in a couple months, which means winter baking season is about to get feral.

Mortimer says patience is a virtue.
I say patience is stupid.
But fine… we wait.

💀✨ Introducing Mortimer: The Year‑Round Skeleton Icon ✨💀Well… Mortimer woke up with a bunch of new followers overnight, ...
09/02/2026

💀✨ Introducing Mortimer: The Year‑Round Skeleton Icon ✨💀

Well… Mortimer woke up with a bunch of new followers overnight, so I guess it’s time for his official debut.

Meet Mortimer — my year‑round yard skeleton, professional outfit‑changer, and the new “face” of Mortimer’s Bake Shed.
He started out naked, minding his own business… and now he’s out here serving full patriotic realness like he’s running for office.

While I’m inside baking all the gluten‑free goodies, Mortimer stands proudly outside the shed greeting customers, striking poses, and taking all the credit. He’s basically the porch goose of the undead — seasonal outfits, big personality, zero pulse.

If you’re new here:
Welcome to Mortimer’s world.
It’s chaotic. It’s festive. It’s baked‑goods‑adjacent.
And it’s absolutely here to stay.

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2312 Fairview Avenue
Fox River Grove, IL
60021

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