Blades of Glory Culinary

06/26/2026

Here until 11pm

Tonight we have blades_of_glory_culinary out back for the World Cup game!

Check out the menu in the comments

06/23/2026

If you hear chanting coming from the parking lot tonight…

It’s probably just someone biting into a Kim Cowdashian.

Scan the QR code.

Order online.

Follow the smell of bacon.

Avoid the line.

Receive burger.

📍 Gulf Coast Hospital
⏰ 9PM–1AM

THE SUMMONING

In Bacon We Trust.
Tonight We Feast.

We are also launching our new menu tonight.

06/22/2026

The pinball wizards are gathering.

Tonight from 5PM–9PM we’ll be at Riptide Brewing for Pinball League Night serving up award-winning sliders while grown adults violently slap arcade machines and call it a sport.

🍔 Award-Winning Sliders
🍺 Craft Beer
🎯 Pinball League Night
📍 Riptide Brewing

Rack up a high score.
Tilt responsibly.
Eat irresponsibly.

See you at 5.

06/22/2026

We had ourselves a lovely 4-day weekend…

But the vacation is over. The spatulas are back in hand.

This may be one of your last chances to catch us before we go mostly dark for the month of July as we welcome our baby boy and future burger flipper, Oliver. We’ll still have a few events sprinkled in, but we’re slowing things down while we prepare for our newest employee’s arrival.

Monday: 📍 Riptide Brewing | 5pm–9pm
Come for pinball league night. Stay because you accidentally ordered three sliders.

Tuesday: 📍 Gulf Coast Hospital | 9pm–1am
Serving our favorite late-night goblins, gremlins, nurses, doctors, and other creatures of the night.

Wednesday: 📍 Safa Goods, Punta Gorda | 11am–1pm
Back with our favorite warehouse crew. Open to the public. Forklift certification not required.

Thursday: 🚨 NEW VENUE ALERT 🚨
📍 Rack’em Billiards & Sports Pub | 5pm–11pm
Pool tables, cold drinks, and award-winning sliders. What could possibly go wrong?

Friday: 📍 Midsommar Festival at Indra Yoga | 5pm–8pm
Yoga, vendors, tattoos, food, and enough interesting people-watching to last you until Christmas.

Saturday: 📍 Mac & Cheese Festival at Millennial Brewing
Come vote for your favorite mac & cheese creation! We’re currently 2-for-2 in Crowd Favorite awards, so no pressure… but we’re counting on you to keep the streak alive.

Sunday: 📍 Grouper Festival at Fort Myers Brewing
We’re closing out the festival with live music, drink specials, and a special grouper creation just for the occasion.

Get your slider fix while you can. Baby Oliver’s arrival means Chef Dad is about to start working double shifts for significantly less money.

06/16/2026

Man what a finals game! Congratulations Florida Everblades

YOUR 2025-26 KELLY CUP CHAMPIONS 🏆

06/15/2026

Blades of Glory is at Gulf Coast Medical Center tonight from 9PM–1AM.

Attention nurses:

If you’ve been called “just one quick question” 47 times today, charted for three hours, skipped your lunch, and somehow still managed not to throw a computer through a window… you’ve earned a slider.

Come find us in the parking lot. We can’t fix staffing shortages, patients who learned medicine from TikTok, or family members who suddenly become doctors after a Google search.

But we can feed you.

9PM–1AM. See you tonight, healthcare heroes and professional chaos managers.

06/15/2026

Sixty minutes.

That’s all that stands between the Florida Everblades and another Kelly Cup championship.

The road wasn’t easy. It never is. But champions don’t ask for easy.

One more battle.
One more win.
One more banner.

Good luck tonight, Everblades.

Let’s finish the job.

🐊🏆🏒

06/14/2026

Who’s ready for a new menu!!!

New menu starts June 22nd at Riptide Brewing Company - SWFL

06/13/2026

🌯 Come with us on a breakfast burrito journey.

It all starts with a 12-inch flour tortilla that’s about to be asked to do way more than it was designed for.

We load it up with shredded cheddar cheese, crisp green leaf lettuce, diced Roma tomatoes, crispy bacon, golden hashbrowns, and 3 fresh scrambled eggs. Then you pick your breakfast champion: bacon, sausage, or chorizo.

The result? A burrito so stuffed it should probably have its own zip code.

Only $15.

Come find us today at the Cape Coral Farmers Market and start your morning with a burrito that laughs at the idea of a “light breakfast.” 🌯🔥