Lumber Axe Whiskey Bar & Grill

Lumber Axe Whiskey Bar & Grill Lumber Axe Whiskey Bar & Grill is your SWFL spot for great food, drinks and fun!

Ladies, grab your coven, dust off that broomstick and get yourselves to Lumber Axe! 🧹🍸🎢 ONE HOT MESS LIVEπŸ“… Thursday, Oct...
10/01/2026

Ladies, grab your coven, dust off that broomstick and get yourselves to Lumber Axe! 🧹🍸

🎢 ONE HOT MESS LIVE
πŸ“… Thursday, October 29
⏰ 6–9 PM

Come dressed as your favorite witch, wicked woman, or whatever fabulous creature you feel like being! πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ

🍹 Cold drinks
🎢 Live music
πŸͺ“ Axe throwing
πŸ‘―β€β™€οΈ Your favorite witches
πŸ”₯ And plenty of fun waiting to happen!

Round up the girls and make it a WITCHES NIGHT OUT you won't forget!

πŸ“ž CALL OR TEXT TRACY: 262-674-0161
RESERVATIONS RECOMMENDED!

πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ Come for the music.
🍸 Stay for the drinks.
✨ Blame the coven tomorrow.

πŸ˜‚ OK, OK… CONFESSION TIME.Those activities on the flyer? Yeah… we're not actually doing all THAT. 🀣We ARE doing:🌽 Co****...
10/01/2026

πŸ˜‚ OK, OK… CONFESSION TIME.

Those activities on the flyer? Yeah… we're not actually doing all THAT. 🀣

We ARE doing:
🌽 Co****le
πŸͺ“ Axe Throwing
πŸ‘ Thumb Wrestling
πŸ₯€ Maybe a little Flip Cup
🍻 And who knows… we might even attempt a Tray Race because why not?!

The point is simple: SHOW UP. PLAY. RECHARGE. πŸ”₯

Grab your coworkers, leave the workday behind, and come hang out with good people, good drinks, a little friendly competition, and a whole lot of FUN!

πŸ† BAR OLYMPICS
πŸ“… Monday, October 19th
⏰ Registration starts at 4 PM
πŸ“ Lumber Axe

No Olympic training required. No athletic ability necessary. Just bring yourself and your competitive spirit! 😎🍻

Let the games begin! πŸ†πŸͺ“πŸŒ½πŸ₯€

πŸ’°πŸƒ SHOW ME THE MONEY! πŸƒπŸ’°Get ready to PLAY. WIN. REPEAT. at Lumber Axe! πŸŽ‰Join UnCorked Entertainment for a fast-paced, hi...
09/30/2026

πŸ’°πŸƒ SHOW ME THE MONEY! πŸƒπŸ’°

Get ready to PLAY. WIN. REPEAT. at Lumber Axe! πŸŽ‰

Join UnCorked Entertainment for a fast-paced, high-energy BINGO GAME using playing cards! πŸŽ°πŸ€‘

πŸ”₯ NEXT ONE: THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1 πŸ”₯
⏰ 6–9 PM
πŸ’΅ CASH β€’ PRIZES β€’ GOOD TIMES
πŸ”πŸΉ Food & Drink Specials!

And the fun continues the FIRST THURSDAY of every month! πŸŽ‰

Think you’ve got what it takes to SHOW US THE MONEY?! πŸ’°
Grab your friends, grab a drink, and come play!

πŸ“ Lumber Axe Wh***ey Bar & Grill
🎯 Axe throwing β€’ 🎡 Live entertainment β€’ 🍻 Cold drinks β€’ πŸŽ‰ Good times

♠️♣️ POKER WEDNESDAY IS TONIGHT! ♦️β™₯️Shuffle up and deal, Fort Myers! 🎰NO LIMIT PUB POKER is taking over Lumber Axe toni...
09/30/2026

♠️♣️ POKER WEDNESDAY IS TONIGHT! ♦️β™₯️

Shuffle up and deal, Fort Myers! 🎰

NO LIMIT PUB POKER is taking over Lumber Axe tonight! πŸƒ

πŸ•‘ Early chip-up: 6:30 PM
πŸ•– Game #1: 7 PM
πŸ•˜ Game #2: 9 PM

Bring your poker face, your lucky charm, and your best bluff! πŸ˜Žβ™ οΈ

🍻 Grab a drink
πŸ” Grab some food
πŸͺ“ Throw some axes
πŸƒ Then get in the game!

NO LIMIT. NO EXCUSES. JUST POKER!

πŸ“ Lumber Axe Wh***ey Bar & Grill
2158 Colonial Blvd, Fort Myers

πŸ›οΈπŸ» TOGA PARTY + LIVE MUSIC! πŸ»πŸ›οΈYeah… it’s a TOGA PARTY! πŸ˜‚Come dressed in your finest toga… or don’t. We’re not judging....
09/30/2026

πŸ›οΈπŸ» TOGA PARTY + LIVE MUSIC! πŸ»πŸ›οΈ

Yeah… it’s a TOGA PARTY! πŸ˜‚
Come dressed in your finest toga… or don’t. We’re not judging. We just want you here!

🎸 THE CRANK UP’S are hitting the Lumber Axe stage!
πŸ“… Friday, October 16
⏰ 7–10 PM

Grab your crew, wrap yourself in a sheet, throw back a cold one and get ready to CRANK IT UP, F ! 🀘πŸ”₯

Togas are encouraged. Rockin’ is mandatory. 😎

πŸ“ Lumber Axe Wh***ey Bar & Grill

πŸŽ„πŸͺ“ THIS YEAR, SKIP THE BORING HOLIDAY PARTY! πŸͺ“πŸŽ„Why settle for another awkward office dinner when you can THROW AXES, EAT...
09/29/2026

πŸŽ„πŸͺ“ THIS YEAR, SKIP THE BORING HOLIDAY PARTY! πŸͺ“πŸŽ„

Why settle for another awkward office dinner when you can THROW AXES, EAT, DRINK & CELEBRATE at Lumber Axe?! 🍻🎯

πŸŽ… BOOK YOUR HOLIDAY PARTY WITH US! πŸŽ…

Whether it’s your:
πŸŽ„ Company Christmas Party
🍻 Employee Appreciation Party
🎁 Friends & Family Get-Together
πŸͺ“ Ugly Sweater Throwdown
πŸ₯‚ End-of-Year Celebration

We’ve got the food, drinks, entertainment and plenty of room to make your holiday party one people actually want to attend! πŸ˜‚

πŸͺ“ AXE THROWING
πŸ” FOOD & DRINKS
🎸 MUSIC & ENTERTAINMENT
πŸŽ‰ PRIVATE & GROUP EVENTS
πŸ† CUSTOM PARTY OPTIONS AVAILABLE

And let’s be honest… nothing says β€œteam bonding” quite like finding out who on your staff has a surprisingly aggressive throwing arm. 😈πŸͺ“

πŸ“… Holiday dates are filling up!
πŸ“² Call or text Tracy at 262-674-0161 to start planning your party!

πŸŽ„ MAKE YOUR HOLIDAY PARTY LEGENDARY.
πŸͺ“ LUMBER AXE STYLE.

πŸ†πŸ» BARTENDER OLYMPICS ARE COMING TO LUMBER AXE! πŸ»πŸ†Think you’ve got what it takes to be crowned the ULTIMATE BAR WARRIOR?...
09/28/2026

πŸ†πŸ» BARTENDER OLYMPICS ARE COMING TO LUMBER AXE! πŸ»πŸ†

Think you’ve got what it takes to be crowned the ULTIMATE BAR WARRIOR? 😈πŸͺ“

All FRONT OF HOUSE STAFF are invited to our PRE-SHIFT MANDATORY MEETING on:

πŸ“… Monday, October 19th
⏰ Registration starts at 4 PM
πŸ’° FREE TO ENTER!

Get ready to battle it out in events that test the skills that really matter in this industry… πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‡

🌽 CO****LE TOURNAMENT
πŸͺ“ AXE THROWING CHALLENGE
πŸ‘ THUMB WRESTLING SHOWDOWN

No resumes. No references. No experience necessary. Just bring your competitive spirit and questionable confidence. 😎

πŸ† WIN DRINKS + OTHER AWESOME PRIZES!

And this showdown is SPONSORED BY:
πŸ€ Jameson
πŸ₯œ Skrewball
πŸ”₯ Jim Beam
🦌 JÀgermeister

Who will rise to the top? Who will crumble under pressure? Who will blame the equipment? πŸ˜‚

REPORT FOR DUTY. THROW. TOSS. WRESTLE. CONQUER. πŸ†

Let the games begin! 🍻πŸͺ“πŸ’ͺ

****le

πŸͺ“πŸ”₯ MONDAYS ARE FOR AXE THROWING! πŸ”₯πŸͺ“Throw yourself into the week with a little stress relief… and maybe a bullseye or two...
09/28/2026

πŸͺ“πŸ”₯ MONDAYS ARE FOR AXE THROWING! πŸ”₯πŸͺ“

Throw yourself into the week with a little stress relief… and maybe a bullseye or two! πŸŽ―πŸ˜‚

Every Monday at Lumber Axe, you can throw for just $10 PER PERSON for ONE HOUR! 🀯

Bring your crew. Bring your date. Bring the family. Bring your coworkers. Heck, bring that person who really needs to let out some Monday frustration! 😜

πŸͺ“ $10 per person
⏰ 1 hour of axe throwing
πŸ‘₯ Up to 6 people per lane

It’s affordable, it’s competitive, and it beats staring at the clock waiting for Friday! 🍻

Make Monday your favorite day of the week.
πŸ“ Lumber Axe Wh***ey Bar & Grill

🎸πŸ”₯ THEY’RE MAKING THEIR LUMBER AXE DEBUT! πŸ”₯🎸Get ready, Lumber Axe! A’Finnity is coming to the stage for the FIRST TIME o...
09/28/2026

🎸πŸ”₯ THEY’RE MAKING THEIR LUMBER AXE DEBUT! πŸ”₯🎸

Get ready, Lumber Axe! A’Finnity is coming to the stage for the FIRST TIME on Saturday, October 10th from 7–10 PM! 🀘🍻

Let’s give these guys some serious Lumber Axe LOVE! ❀️πŸͺ“

🎢 A’FINNITY LIVE
πŸ“… Saturday, October 10th
⏰ 7–10 PM

Bring your crew, bring your friends, bring your singing voice and PACK THIS PLACE! Let’s show A’Finnity how we do it at Lumber Axe! πŸ”₯

🍻 Cold drinks
πŸ” Great food
πŸͺ“ Axe throwing
🎸 LIVE MUSIC
πŸ”₯ One hell of a Saturday night!

Tables will go fast! Call or text Tracy NOW to reserve yours!
πŸ“² 262-674-0161

A’Finnity + Lumber Axe = Saturday night plans.
Don’t just hear about it Monday morning… BE HERE! 😎πŸͺ“πŸŽΈ

πŸͺ“ MONDAYS ARE FOR THROWING THINGS AT WALLS... LEGALLY. πŸ˜‚Why take out your Monday frustrations on your coworkers when you...
09/27/2026

πŸͺ“ MONDAYS ARE FOR THROWING THINGS AT WALLS... LEGALLY. πŸ˜‚

Why take out your Monday frustrations on your coworkers when you can bring them to Lumber Axe and throw axes instead? 😜

πŸ”₯ MONDAY AXE THROWING SPECIAL πŸ”₯
πŸ’₯ JUST $10 PER PERSON
⏰ ONE FULL HOUR OF AXE THROWING

And YES... EVERYONE can get in on the fun!

πŸ‘―β€β™€οΈ Grab your friends
❀️ Bring your date
πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦ Bring the family
πŸ’Ό Perfect for team building
🍻 Bring the work crew
πŸŽ‰ Plan a girls' or guys' night
πŸ† Challenge your favorite trash-talker
😀 Or simply come throw away the Monday blues!

No axe-perience necessary! We'll show you the ropes, then let you go full lumberjack. πŸͺ“πŸŒ²

$10 gets you one hour. Every Monday.
That's cheaper than therapy... and considerably more fun. πŸ˜‚

πŸ“ Lumber Axe Wh***ey Bar & Grill
Come eat. Drink. Throw. Laugh. Repeat.

Make Mondays your favorite day of the week! πŸͺ“πŸ”₯

Address

2158 Colonial Boulevard #1
Fort Myers, FL
33907

Opening Hours

Monday 4pm - 12am
Tuesday 4pm - 12am
Wednesday 4pm - 12am
Thursday 4pm - 12am
Friday 4pm - 12am
Saturday 12pm - 12am
Sunday 12pm - 12am

Telephone

+12392049138

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