07/23/2026
Louisiana hurricane veterans know the drill...
✔️ Buy enough snacks to feed a family of 12.
✔️ Charge every phone, flashlight, and random battery pack you own.
✔️ Fill the gas tank.
✔️ Stand in the yard every 30 minutes saying, "It shifted east." 🌪️😂
Then Bertha shows up like that one cousin who says they're coming over... and never actually makes it.
If you somehow survived the storm but **didn't** survive your hurricane snack stash, we've got you covered!
Come replenish those "emergency supplies"—you know, just in case the next storm is feeling a little more ambitious. 😉