07/16/2026
🥬 Fresh fruits and veggies got you feeling a little suspicious lately? 👀
Don’t worry… fresh-made cake has your back… or is it your butt? 🍑🎂😂
With all this talk about parasites making the rounds in fresh produce, maybe it’s time to trust a dessert that’s been baked instead. 😈
Life’s too short to stress over lettuce. Treat yourself to a slice of fresh, made-from-scratch cake instead. Because happiness doesn’t come in a salad… it comes with buttercream. 💀💕