04/11/2026
New blog up!
Introducing the Mister Fritter Says - "You Can't Beat Our Meat" 80s t-shirt
I found a highly entertaining 2014 post called "Goodbye Mister Fritter" on wordpress blog called "something poetic" which describes Mister Fritters as "breaded grease pucks" --
"if you’re on a quest for the worst chicken sandwich this side of Sochi, I believe I may have found it for you. I don’t want to give away the exact location, but it is residing…and deteriorating…in that oasis of fine cuisine known as “Ohio.” The said speciman was inedible following a major mastication exercise, which failed to extract a core sample.
The distinction for worst chicken sandwich ever is reserved for the infamous “Mister Fritter,” a now extinct prepared pre-frozen patty that resembled a country fried hockey puck with a sledgehammer-like hint of fish.
Mister Fritter shared the shelf with Mrs Paul’s Fish Sticks. One of my colleagues grabbed the other box to bring home to cook- hence, my introduction to Mister Fritter.
While baking, the fritter emitted ..." - from something poetic
https://blog.skippyhaha.com/2026/04/mister-fritter-80s-vintage-t-shirt.html