09/02/2026
🍻 WELL… WE MAY HAVE HAD A LITTLE OOPSIE. 😂 🍻. TEAAAA TIMMEEEE! 🫖🫖
So… remember when we said we’d be open and ready to serve you?
Yeah. About that. 😅
Apparently our liquor license decided to expire
because, somewhere along the way, the bill didn’t get paid. 🤦♀️😂 AGAIN.
Yeah, I know, what the f**k..I’m asking the same questions.
Before anyone starts a conspiracy theory — NO, we didn’t get shut down for throwing one hell of a party.
NO, nobody got arrested.
NO, the liquor fairy didn’t steal our license. 🧚♂️🍺
We simply learned an extremely expensive lesson about making sure the accountant actually pays the bills. 😂
So yes… we’re currently closed while we get this little administrative adventure straightened out.
We’re working on it, we’re getting the paperwork handled, and we’ll be back pouring drinks as soon as we can!
In the meantime, please enjoy our brief vacation that nobody asked for and nobody wanted. 😂🍻
((New accountant applications now being accepted. 😂))
WE WILL HAVE THE BAR OPEN FOR FOOD STARTING TOMORROW!
Dine in or carry out. Just no beer, alcohol or gambling. Yet.
Thanks for sticking with us, laughing with us (please laugh with us 😂), and supporting us through our latest episode of:
“WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?”
We’ll see you soon! ❤️🍻