07/11/2026
🚨 TWO MARKETS. TWO DAYS. TWO SELLOUTS. 🚨
Bread? GONE.
Cornetti? FUGGEDABOUTIT.
Pasta? SLEEPING WITH THE SAUCES. 🍝😵
The ovens are traumatized.
The dough hook lawyered up.
Mamma is leaving the country. 🇮🇹😂
You had your chance.
You stocked up.
You showed respect. 🤌
Now wait until August.
Consider this a warning… Mamma comes back from Italy with new recipes. 😈🇮🇹
What happens next is between you and your stretchy pants.