The Cakery

10/05/2026

😱Well, my gosh.
😍Would ya’ look at that…..

🫡Thank you all so much for the nomination ❤️

10/01/2026

🫡 psss…. hey!
✊hello? It’s time to wake up for the afternoon sugars….

😬 WAKE UP!
🥺 Boring dull days bringing you down?
😱 Oh Wait.
Have the cravings started? Getting the shakes?
Need to get up, out & do the shimmy shake?

😏 Well, this sugar dealer is re-opening at 4:30
Oh yeah, fresh supply of the good stuff.

😎No prescription necessary.
No questions asked.

October’s monthly cakes posting soon…
Here is just a few of what will be available

CAKES
•Apple Fritter

•Matcha & strawberry crepe cake

•Black Cherry

• Pumpkin Spice with toasted mallow & GF

👋don’t forget to pickup dinner when you’re in
Fresh rolls baked for your rustic sandwiches + with basil & parm orzo for the side

09/24/2026

09/15/2026

😬OPENING at 2 PM TODAY TUESDAY the 15th of September
😎 11 to 6 👉the remainder of the week
🫡 NEW monthly sweets menu will be posting soon!

09/07/2026

Although I meant to post this earlier, the sandman swept me away and we missed the days festivities 😬

I’ve been working on this post for weeks and had to share, regardless of the time.

I hope you all had a relaxing fun day -and
NO WORK 😎
and truly hope your bellies were filled with laughter, the savory bits and plenty of the sugars. All the while in good company with your loved ones.

Happy Labor Day!
From my little corner of the cafe to yours ❤️🤍💙🫡

08/21/2026

Oh. My ❤️😎

Yooooooo! Who’s joining us this Friday for Comedy Open Mic Night, out on the cabana?! This free event is open to all and will happen in our backyard at 7pm!

Bring some new material to try or simply stop by to catch a show! Tim will be your host with the most and Ryan Dolphin will be his wingman. We’ll have a cash bar and snacks available!

When you arrive to the venue, walk toward the garden, or away from 14th street 🤪. Walk past the garden and you’ll arrive at the cabana! We’ll see you there!

08/18/2026

😬Yikes! … the inventory delivery was on a delay this morns,
just about finished ….🫡
🕰️ opening at 2 - 6 pm.posting soon!

08/01/2026

😱 WOULD YA’ LOOK AT THIS?!

💍 NO divorce, however…
A vow renewal sounds like absolute PERFECTION. ❤️🎂

🫡😎 Now… WHO wants to win this pastry box?!

👀If you watched the WHOLE video, you know he’s asking ALL OF US to do something so he can come back and have one of everything

😱So here’s how you get yourself entered into the raffle for your very own DELECTABLE CONFECTION BOX:

🔵 WATCH THE VIDEO
🔵 FOLLOW HIS COMMANDS
🔵 Comment “DONZO” below
🔵 That’s it. You’re officially in! 🎟️
SWEAR.
🫡Now go watch the video…
and do as the man says
🍰 Good luck, ya’ bunch of filthy animals
-my momma loved that movie, well actually who doesn’t, lol , right?

🎟️ Entries close: Friday the 7th of August, at 8 PM

🎟️WINNER will be chosen at random and announced shortly after!
BUT! WE have to hit his goal so you can win❤️
😎Psst….150 likes on his YOU TUBE channel

Do it. Do it now.

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07/30/2026

07/30/2026

❤️OPEN!

👉Thursday thru Saturday

🔥The highest of noons to 6 pm