Funcky Candy X-Press

10/16/2026

Candy AND Clothes?! Who knew?!

Check out the page for Lori’s other passion! ❤️

Who would have thought that after selling the roofing company, Lori’s days would be filled with all the things she loves most?!

From sweet treats with Funcky Candy X-Press to creating one-of-a-kind clothing with Deconstructed L R, Lori has turned her passions into TWO very fun businesses!

Retirement? What’s that?! 🤣

Candy, clothes, creativity, and a whole lot of fun! We wouldn’t have it any other way!

💕 Head over and give Deconstructed L R a follow to see what Lori’s been creating with her friend Rita when she’s not busy spreading sweetness!

Thank you Alex! You are an amazing woman to create such a beautiful logo while you are recovering from surgery. You were able to capture us, be completely on point and what we are trying to do! We love it and you. Thank you so very much!

10/13/2026

WE KNOW, WE KNOW… Halloween isn’t even here yet! 😂

But we’re just TOO excited to keep this one a secret!

🎅🍬 Funcky Candy X-Press is coming BACK to the PA Christmas Show Show this year! 🎁✨

We had so much fun last year, and we can’t wait to bring a little FUNCKY sweetness to the holiday season again!

So while you’re still thinking pumpkins, costumes, and spooky season… we’re already dreaming of Christmas lights, holiday shopping, and all things SWEET! 🍭🎄

Who’s excited to see us back?! 🙋‍♀️

Stay tuned for more details!

10/09/2026

Tomorrow kicks off another exciting weekend for Lori and friend Rita with Deconstructed! 🖤

They are heading to Hershey for a two-day trunk show at Knock Knock Boutique!

🍂 Saturday: Enjoy Oktoberfest in Hershey and stop by to shop!

🛍️ Saturday & Sunday: Find us on the lower level of Knock Knock Boutique!

🌧️ Sunday might be a washout, but a little rain won’t stop us! We’ll be there from 11 AM–4 PM!

Come say hello, shop some one-of-a-kind pieces, and see what Deconstructed is all about! Every piece has a story, and we can’t wait to share them with you!

10/09/2026

🎸🍬 Tomorrow we’re getting FUNCKY for a great cause! 🎶

Funcky Candy X-Press is heading to the 7th Annual Children's Miracle Network Music Festival!

A full day of live music, food trucks, sweet treats, and fundraising for an incredible cause! ❤️

🎶 BAND LINEUP:

12:00 PM – Tony Fitting (Acoustic)
1:00 PM – DMG (Blues)
2:00 PM – Stoned Alice
3:00 PM – Wrong Generation
4:00 PM – Social Parasite- Alice in Chains Tribute
5:00 PM – RUINESS
6:00 PM – Thousand Pound Destruction
7:00 PM – Priest Unleashed: Judas Priest Tribute
8:00 PM – Penntera - PA's Pantera Tribute Band

🎟️ $20 donation for admission
👧 Kids 17 & under FREE!
🍻 BYOB
☀️ Rain or shine!

Come enjoy some amazing music, grab your favorite Funcky treats, and help make a difference!

10/08/2026

10/07/2026

The original event poster was great… but you KNOW we had to add a little FUNCKY flair! 🍭🎸🤘

Funcky Candy x-press is rolling into the Children’s Miracle Network Music Festival this Saturday, October 10th, and we couldn’t be more excited to be part of an event supporting such an incredible cause!

Get ready for a full day of LIVE MUSIC, sweet treats, and giving back!

🎸 Children’s Miracle Network Music Festival

📅 Saturday, October 10, 2026

📍 80 Glendale Drive, Mechanicsburg, PA 17050

⏰ Gates open at 11 AM

🎟️ $20 donation for entry | Ages 17 & under FREE!

🎶 Live music featuring: Penntera, Priest Unleashed , Thousand Pound Destruction, Ruiness, SP, Wrong Generation, Aces, Stoned Alice & Tony Fitting!

Plus food trucks, a 50/50 raffle, and BYOB! All ages welcome.

❤️ Proudly benefiting Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals and Penn State Health Children’s Hospital.

Come rock out, grab your favorite candy, and help make a difference for kids who need it most!

Let’s make this Saturday a little sweeter AND a whole lot louder! 🍬🤘

10/03/2026

🍭 MYERSTOWN — WE’RE COMING YOUR WAY TODAY! 🍭

Funcky Candy X-Press will be at Jackson Elementary School TODAY from 3–8 PM!

Come hang out, enjoy the fall fun, and of course, stop by and grab your favorite sweet treats from us. 🍫🍬

📍 Jackson Elementary School — Myerstown
📅 TODAY — October 3
⏰ 3–8 PM

It’s officially October and we have a BUSY month ahead — let’s kick it off with a sweet one! 🎃

10/02/2026

🍂 Funcky Candy X-Press is headed to the Fall Family Festival this weekend!

Come see us Sunday, October 4th from 11 AM–3 PM at Country Meadows of Leader Heights in York!

This is a FREE family-friendly event with so much going on:

🎃 Food trucks
Craft & local vendors
Face painting & pumpkin decorating
Silent auction
Raffles & giveaways
🍬 And plenty of sweet treats from Funcky Candy X-Press!

Even better, the event benefits the Alzheimer’s Association 💜

📍 2760 Pine Grove Rd., York
Rain or shine — indoor activities & seating available!

Come spend your Sunday with us, grab something sweet, and support a great cause. We can’t wait to see you!

09/30/2026

October is going to be a BIG month for Funcky Candy Xpress! 🎃🩷

We have TONS of events coming up, and we seriously can’t wait for all of them!

New places, familiar faces, lots of candy, and plenty of fall fun ahead. 🍭🍫

Stay tuned — we’ll be sharing where you can find us all October long! 👀