Jem Restaurant

09/08/2026

I love being a maze designer.
I get completely lost
in my work.

09/07/2026

Open Labor Day 9/7/26
BREAKFAST ONLY
8am-Noon

09/05/2026

TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL DAY OF CHARITY.
With charity, you give things up
but somehow get richer.

09/04/2026

Open Labor Day 9/7/26
BREAKFAST ONLY
8am-noon

09/04/2026

Why can’t you trust stairs?
Because they’re always
up to something.

09/03/2026

Open Labor Day 9/7/26
BREAKFAST ONLY
8am-noon

09/03/2026

Today is
National Beard Day..
Whisker me away!

09/02/2026

09/02/2026

Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.

09/01/2026

Why do fish live in salt water?
Pepper makes them sneeze.

08/31/2026

What do you get if you cross
an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!

08/30/2026

How did the police finally
stop the paint thief?
They caught him red-handed.

08/29/2026

Why does the clock break
when it gets hungry?
It goes back four seconds.

08/28/2026

Elevator jokes are classic.
They work on so many levels.

08/27/2026

Why did the traffic light turn red?
It had to change
in the middle of the street.

08/26/2026

TODAY IS NATIONAL DOG DAY
What kind of car does a dog drive?
A Fur-rari

08/25/2026

I couldn’t quite remember how
to throw a boomerang but
it eventually came back to me.

08/24/2026

What happens when ice cream gets angry?
It has a meltdown!

08/23/2026

What do you call a
sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.

08/22/2026

Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet the
Koalafications.