Jem Restaurant

06/15/2026

06/15/2026

Why did the robot go on vacation?
To recharge its batteries.

06/14/2026

Items were found belonging to Robert S. Novey and Samantha Smith. Please message us for return of items.

06/14/2026

What did the patriotic dog do
on Flag Day?
He wagged his tail.

06/11/2026

Don’t worry about the man
who fell into an upholstery machine.
He’s fully recovered.

06/10/2026

Did you hear the joke about paper?

It was tearable!

06/09/2026

What’s a cats favorite dessert?

Chocolate mouse!

06/08/2026

🌞🍭🌈

06/08/2026

What do you call a dog
that can’t bark?
A hush puppy

06/07/2026

What did one pancake
Say to the other pancake?
…See you on the flip side.

06/06/2026

Why did the egg
cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

06/05/2026

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It needed a filling.
Happy Donut Day!

06/04/2026

Why are trees suspicious
on sunny days?
They’re very shady.

06/03/2026

What did the ocean
say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved!

06/02/2026

The wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!

06/01/2026

What did the flowers do
during the wedding?
They rose!

05/31/2026

I hate jokes about
German sausages.
They’re the wurst!

05/30/2026

RIP boiling water…
You will be mist!

05/29/2026

What was left after the cheese factory
in France exploded?
Only de Brie!

05/29/2026

Thank you to whoever made this beautiful Rock