Saint Giuseppe Inc.

Saint Giuseppe Inc. Most loved pizza place in the Quad Cities. Located in East Moline and Coal Valley

06/14/2026

What kind of pizza would you order today if we were open on Sundays??

Btw…we’re not open on Sundays!

At least one of the kids is grateful that he got to go to Niabi Zoo
06/14/2026

At least one of the kids is grateful that he got to go to Niabi Zoo

I think I’ve met this lady once or twice and she’s actually pretty cool. But that doesn’t keep me from doing what I hav...
06/14/2026

I think I’ve met this lady once or twice and she’s actually pretty cool. But that doesn’t keep me from doing what I have to do.

This comment is in regards to a video of Jerry hand rolling dough.

This lady bowls and goes to the Mississippi Valley fair. My internal calculator suggests that she smokes ci******es.

I have nothing against bowling. I love bowling. I’m secretly the best bowler in the QC as long as I’m allowed to roll 2 balls at once. HOWEVER. Bowling is probably one of the most germ infested activities you can partake in. The combination of food, alcohol, and high contact surfaces that probably don’t get enough attention when it comes to sanitation results in one of the dirtiest places you could find yourself. Don’t get me started on bowling alley bathrooms.

What I’m getting at is that glove people tend to only have an eye for gloves regarding sanitation as if human hands are the most disgusting things that could possibly come in contact with their food.

WE WASH OUR HANDS.

Glove people are the same folks who will share an ice cream cone with their dog. I don’t have anything against that! My personal preference is that my dog’s mouth doesn’t come in contact with my food. I think that’s weird.

Could it be that glove people are just overall less sanitary than skin people? And so they show extra concern when they see a person without gloves because they assume that my hands are just as dirty as theirs?

Maybe. I don’t know. I don’t give a s**t. I’m so tired of the glove people. They’re worse than communists.

06/14/2026

Me and little Joe caught quite the show on our way home!

This stuff is a lot of fun to watch!

I have no idea who these dudes are, but this definitely takes some talent.

Off The Line Performance

I wonder if adding more cuts to the pizza would make it appear more valuable to the customer? “Our medium pizza has 22 ...
06/14/2026

I wonder if adding more cuts to the pizza would make it appear more valuable to the customer?

“Our medium pizza has 22 slices!”

06/14/2026

I wonder if there’s anybody that actually can fold pizza boxes faster than me.

We don’t want your kid’s diet restrictions to be a reason for you to avoid Saint Giuseppe’s. If your kid can’t have che...
06/13/2026

We don’t want your kid’s diet restrictions to be a reason for you to avoid Saint Giuseppe’s.

If your kid can’t have cheese, let us know. I’m happy to make a simple personal pan pizza WITHOUT CHEESE on the house if you’re ordering other pizzas to go with it.

NO BACON. You want BACON ON IT??? FULL PRICE!!!

Some courtesy Pizza and Bobby Bread for the best gas station girls in the Quad Cities!
06/13/2026

Some courtesy Pizza and Bobby Bread for the best gas station girls in the Quad Cities!

06/13/2026

🚨 EMERGENCY PIZZA SPECIAL 🚨

*Please read details or you WILL NOT GET THE DEAL.

I thought I forgot yeast in a batch of dough and so I put a little more in and now I’ve got 2 things going on:

The best crust of all time, and Dough I won’t be able to use after tonight! It’s blowing up quick!

The special:

Get $15 off any Large Sausage, Pepperoni, or Cheese Pizza with purchase of any other LARGE PIZZA at FULL PRICE.

Example:

Your order:

Large Garden
Large Sausage…$15 off

Large Garden
Large Porkout…$0 off

Large Sausage
Large Cheese….$15 off

If you don’t understand that’s fine, you just won’t get the deal.

I gotta make money tonight because Jerry just got paid, and I also gotta keep a smooth running kitchen so the cheaper pizza has to be simple.

We open at 4pm

East Moline: 309-736-0000
Coal Valley: 309-524-3424

The deal won’t work online but you can order on there if you want.

HTTPS://heavenly.pizza

06/13/2026

A reenactment of my employees putting a liner in the garbage can.

Address

363 Avenue Of The Cities
East Moline, IL
61244

Opening Hours

Monday 4pm - 9pm
Tuesday 4pm - 9pm
Wednesday 4pm - 9pm
Thursday 4pm - 9pm
Friday 4pm - 9pm
Saturday 4pm - 9pm
Sunday 12am - 12:15am

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