Transilvania Restaurant and Bar

09/24/2026

To everybody who complained about my plastic Halloween decorations last year: I listened, I reflected, and I pivoted.
Plastics are bad for the planet. I get it. So this year, I went 100% farm-to-porch. Free-range, artisanal, locally-sourced skeletons only. 💀🌱
No artificial materials. No microplastics. Just pure, organic, cruelty-free* remains harvested straight from the backyard. If you hear muffled screaming under the mulch, mind your business—that’s just the composting process working its magic.
Enjoy the eco-friendly spooks, Karen. Your turn to host next year. 😉

09/24/2026

09/24/2026

Me: “I’m going to do my own influencer review today to save money.” 
Also me: Brings a full-on garlic stake microphone to a vampire-themed restaurant, takes one sip of a blue drink, presents a burger the size of my head, and then refuses to take a single bite until Part 2. 🧛‍♀️🍔🥤 
Stay tuned for Part 2, where I might actually eat the food. Or maybe I’ll save that for Part 3. 😉👇
ConnecticutFoodie

09/24/2026

Can I have a little bite? Please? 🥺 Just a tiny little taste… you won’t even notice it’s gone! 🍔✨
Loaded up with juicy patties, melted cheese, crispy bacon, and that perfect sauce sweep—these burgers are calling your name. Who are you sharing this with? (Or are you keeping it all for yourself? 😏)
Tag a friend who always steals a “tiny bite” of your food! 👇
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09/24/2026

Big chains might see you as a order number, but here, you’re family. From remembering your favorite table to knowing how your kids are doing, small local spots bring real heart back to dining.

Skip the mega-chains and taste the passion of a home-cooked meal made by people who actually know your name! 🍷🍽️ Support small, eat local, and feel right at home.

📍 23 Main Street, East Haven, CT
🌐 www.transilvaniact.com
📞 203-248-3968

Tag a friend who wants to join you tonight!

AuthenticEats

09/23/2026

Resposted from Heather

Do I send Pennywise to float your business, Ghostface to call you 47 times, or just pull up full-demon mode in bright red? Decisions, decisions… 👹🤡🔪
Honestly, disrespecting me is a gamble because you never know if you’re getting “unhinged chaos,” “passive-aggressive silent treatment,” or “full horror movie villain.” Currently doing roll call in my head to see who’s taking the morning shift. 
Which one are you unleashing today? Drop your character in the comments 👇
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09/23/2026

Oh, he’s having a breakdown because his DoorDash order took 20 minutes? That’s crazy. My grandmothers carried 40 pounds of potatoes uphill in the freezing snow just to make soup, but please, go on about your tough day. 🙄
Growing up post-communist gives you a PhD in zero tolerance for adult men whining. If it doesn’t involve a system collapse or a 6-hour queue for basic groceries, my eyes are automatically rolling into the back of my head.
Save the dramatics, sip some tea, and pull it together. 💅🇷🇴

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