07/08/2026
Today is 79¢ Wing Wednesday, which means all logic and portion control is officially canceled.
These wings are cheap, they’re saucy, and they’re ready to absolutely ruin your self‑control in the best way possible.
Yes! You can add as many sauces as your heart, soul, and wildest dreams desire.
One sauce? Cute.
Three sauces? Respectable.
Seven sauces? Now we’re talking.
It’s Wing Wednesday all day.
Go feral.