05/12/2026
Me calling Rich at work bitching about the kids, Sonny has climbed on the counter (naked) looking for a snack for the 10th time today, the baby wants a b**b, Emmy is giving me a tude, Iβm bitching about my work schedule, being on call overnight, never being home for dinner, missing the evening activities because Iβm working, the house is a mess, the laundry is overflowing, Iβm trying to make content but I suck at it and who the f**k has time for that? Iβm trying to respond to DMs, edit the menu, keep up with bookkeeping, the list goes on & on. Sometimes I have it together but most of the time I feel like a 2 liter of Pepsi with a roll of f**king mentos inside, ready to explode at any moment. But Rich keeps me grounded, makes me feel appreciated and is the best f**king hype man out there. Itβs you & me against all these motherf*ckers β€οΈβπ₯