The Imperial

09/14/2026

A pretty, sunny day on tap. Just about the time you're ready for happy hour, we'll be open. Inside, outside, suit yourself. By trivia time, at 7:30, the temperature and humidity will have plunged so far you may need a sweater. Oh happy weather!

09/13/2026

The curtain rises on another season of bratwurst and cheese curds! 4:25. The Falcons and The Braves serve as opening acts. And whatever other 1 o'clock game your heart desires.

09/10/2026

Another day when the weather could be worse. We can damn with faint praise with the best of 'em. Enjoy Thursday's Discount Margarita Day right here on the patio.

09/09/2026

Can you believe it? It'll be pleasant on the patio. Celebrate with friends, or take the rest of your half-priced bottle o' wine home with you.

09/08/2026

It's another exciting Tuesday to eat tacos and Tail Gate Burgers and win unreasonable amounts of house cash by slightly failing. If you come in second in tonight's contest, you'll take home eighty bucks! The house team, No Idea, placed second last week, hence the embiggening of this week's prize. Do your average best! Winning is losing! War is Peace! Up is Down! Only at your friendly neighborhood Imperial.

09/07/2026

We'll be laboring bright and early today. John, Robert and Jason open the place at 11:30 to greet y'all resting from *your* labors. See you then. And you just know Robert isn't gonna let a holiday keep him from slinging you the finest trivia for miles around. 7:30!

09/06/2026

It’s a rare occasion for us but The Imperial will close today, Sunday the 6th, at 3 for a private event. Come see us for lunch! Speaking of lunch, come see Robert and John for lunch on Labor Day!

09/05/2026

09/04/2026

You're Free! 4 straight days. No labor. We have labor, but we like it. Because we labor for you. It ain't like we've been workin' on the railroad, all the live long day. No, we sling you food and beverage and we bask in the glory of making you happy. Saints? That's us.

09/03/2026

Labor Day Weekend begins! Celebrate with $2 off our Imperial Margarita: fresh juices, clear tequila, smooth sailing, smiling faces, no work 'til Tuesday!