Distorted Soda and Sandwiches

Distorted Soda and Sandwiches We are Distorted Soda & Sandwiches. Serving the Crystal Lake, IL. area. Home of the Famous Cheesy Garlic Beef & Chopped Italian Sub.

We also serve Distorted Sodas A.K.A. " Dirty Sodas" & Dirty Kool Aids

06/05/2026

Ever notice our Garbage Poster above our garbage can? A little fact of the day here at Distorted If you look hard enough, it's signed by Garbage guitarist Duke Erickson 🤘 come check it out from 11am - 7pm 😁

06/03/2026

It's Wednesday time to get your fix of Distorted Soda & Sandwiches. We're here Wed. - Sun. 11am - 7pm. Come see us 😁🤘

Happy Birthday Shaun 😁 stop by and wish Shaun a Happy Birthday he will be here from 11am - 7pm
05/30/2026

Happy Birthday Shaun 😁 stop by and wish Shaun a Happy Birthday he will be here from 11am - 7pm

05/27/2026

It's Wednesday and gorgeous outside stop by and grab a Distorted Soda and Sandwich. You know you want to 😁🤘🧋🥪

It's Nation Beef Day come grab a Beef and get the weekend started the right way 😁🤘🤘
05/23/2026

It's Nation Beef Day come grab a Beef and get the weekend started the right way 😁🤘🤘

We got a new order of Distorted T - Shirts in Today. Colors are Black or White and Sizes are Small - 3xl stop by and get...
05/20/2026

We got a new order of Distorted T - Shirts in Today. Colors are Black or White and Sizes are Small - 3xl stop by and get yours today 🤘

It's Hump Day which means we're back at it. Come by and grab some food and chill to live and unplugged versions of your ...
05/20/2026

It's Hump Day which means we're back at it. Come by and grab some food and chill to live and unplugged versions of your favorite 90s songs

05/16/2026

Congratulations to all the graduates today from Crystal Lake Central, Crystal Lake South, Prairie Ridge, and Cary Grove

Wish you were here? Well so do we, so swing by Distorted Soda and Sandwiches and let's get your weekend started. We're h...
05/15/2026

Wish you were here? Well so do we, so swing by Distorted Soda and Sandwiches and let's get your weekend started. We're here from 11am - 7pm 🤘

It's Wednesday which means we're back in full swing. Come out and enjoy this beautiful day with a Distorted Soda & Sandw...
05/13/2026

It's Wednesday which means we're back in full swing. Come out and enjoy this beautiful day with a Distorted Soda & Sandwich, and don't forget to say hi to Steve 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Address

135 N. Main Street
Crystal Lake, IL
60014

Opening Hours

Wednesday 11am - 7pm
Thursday 11am - 7pm
Friday 11am - 7pm
Saturday 11am - 7pm
Sunday 11am - 7pm

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