Vernon's

10/13/2026

🍺 IT’S TUESDAY AT VERNON’S! 🍺

Tuesday called… it said you’ve worked hard enough this week. Yes, we know it’s only Tuesday. 😂🍻

🍺 DRAFT B**R SPECIALS ALL DAY!
🍻 All drafts starting at just $3!
🔥 $4 Fireball shots
🍺 $3.50 PBR

❄️ Cold AC, colder b**r, and the best bad influences in town!

Why wait until Friday to make poor decisions when Tuesday is perfectly available? 🤣

📍 VERNON’S — YOUR FAVORITE DIVE BAR! 🍻

10/10/2026

🎸🍻 SATURDAY AT VERNON’S! 🍻🎸

Your weekend called… it said you need cold b**r, good food, loud music, and questionable decisions! 😂🍺

🔥 SATURDAY SPECIALS! 🔥
🥃 $4 Fireball
🍻 $3.50 PBR
🍺 $3.75 Leinenkugel Shandy
💣 Lunchbox Specials ALL DAY!

🍔 THE TIPSY KITCHEN is keeping you fed until MIDNIGHT! Because drinking on an empty stomach is just bad planning! 🍔🍟

🎶 FUNK ROCK STEREO LIVE AT 9 PM! 🎸🥁

Come ready to rock, dance, sing along, or just pretend you know the words! 🤘😂

🍻 Cold drinks, hot food, live music, and the best dive bar crowd in town!

📍 VERNON’S — YOUR FAVORITE DIVE BAR! ❤️

10/09/2026

10/09/2026

🍻🎉 FRIDAY CALLED… IT SAID GET TO VERNON’S! 🎉🍻

You survived another week of adulting, and we think that deserves a drink… or three! 😎🍺

🔥 FRIDAY DRINK SPECIALS ALL DAY! 🔥

🍸 $4 Tito’s & Dripping Springs Vodka

🔥 $4 Fireball

🍺 $3.50 PBR

🍹 Espresso Martinis on special!

🥓 HOT BACON HAPPY HOUR AT 5:30! Because everything is better with bacon!

🍔 THE TIPSY KITCHEN is serving up delicious food and keeping those hungry bellies happy late into the night! 🍟🍗

❄️ Cold b**r, cold AC, questionable decisions, and your favorite bartenders ready to pour! 😂

🍻 It’s Friday. Your couch can wait. Vernon’s can’t!

📍 Vernon’s — Your Favorite Dive Bar! ❤️

10/08/2026

🥩🍺 THURSDAY STEAK NIGHT AT VERNON’S! 🥃🔥

If you’re looking for a sign to skip cooking tonight… THIS IS IT! 😎

🥩 Boarri Meat Market is bringing the steaks, and we’re bringing the booze!

🔥 STEAK NIGHT SPECIAL 🔥

🥩 Juicy Ribeye Steak
🥔 Loaded Baked Potato
🥖 Dinner Roll
🍰 Dessert

📞 CALL ANYTIME AFTER 2 PM TO RESERVE YOUR STEAK! 🥩
Don’t miss out on the good stuff!

🥃 THURSDAY DRINK SPECIALS!

🥃 $5 Crown Royal
🥃 $5 Jameson
🥃 $5 Jack Daniel’s
🥃 $5 Jim Beam
🥃 $5 Maker’s Mark
🔥 $4 Fireball
🍺 $3.50 PBR & Dos XX

🍔 Not a steak person? The Tipsy Kitchen has you covered with delicious food and is open late!

Come hungry, leave happy, and remember… calories don’t count when wh***ey is involved! 😂🥃

🍻 VERNON’S — YOUR FAVORITE DIVE BAR! 🍻

10/07/2026

🌵 WEDNESDAY AT VERNON’S! 🌵

We’ve got tequila pouring, the Tipsy Kitchen has Salisbury steak cooking, and absolutely no reason for you to make dinner tonight. 😏🍻

🥃 Wednesday Drink Specials:
🔥 $4.50 Espolòn
🔥 $4.50 Yave
🔥 $4.50 El Jimador
🍺 $3.50 PBR
🔥 $4 Fireball

🍽️ The Tipsy Kitchen Special:
SALISBURY STEAK 🤤
Good old-fashioned comfort food that pairs surprisingly well with tequila. We don’t make the rules.

Come hungry, stay thirsty, and spend your Wednesday at your favorite dive bar! 🍻

10/06/2026

🍺 TUESDAY = DRAFT DAY AT VERNON’S 🍺

Why wait for the weekend when the b**r is cold and the drafts are cheap TODAY? 😎

🍻 All draft b**r starting at just $3 ALL DAY!

Come grab a stool, order something cold, and let Tuesday turn into one of those “well, I guess I’m staying for another” kind of nights. 😂

Cold b**r. Dive bar vibes. No Tuesday attitude allowed. 🍺

📍 Vernon’s
🍻 Your Favorite Dive Bar

10/05/2026

🍻 MONDAY AT VERNON’S 🍻

Mondays are a lot easier when the drinks are cheap and the bar is cold. 😎

🥃 $3.75 Well Drinks
🍹 $4.75 Call Drinks
🍺 $3.50 PBR
🔥 $4 Fireball

🍔 Heads up: The Tipsy Kitchen is CLOSED today, but don’t panic—we’ve got select Tipsy Kitchen items available for sale behind the bar to keep you fed while you drink. 🙌

Come hide from Monday with us. Cold drinks, good people, and your favorite dive bar waiting for you. 🍻

10/04/2026

Sunday Funday at Vernon’s! 🍻🏈

The weekend might be winding down, but we’re definitely not. Grab your crew, claim a seat, and spend your Sunday the right way—with cold drinks, football on the TVs, and something good from The Tipsy Kitchen. 😎

🍺 $3 Domestic Bottles
🔥 $4 Fireball
🍔 The Tipsy Kitchen serving up the good stuff
🏈 Football on the TVs

Because Monday is coming whether we like it or not… might as well make Sunday count. 😂🍻

10/03/2026

🍻 SATURDAY AT VERNON’S! 🎸🔥

Cold drinks, hot food, and live music — sounds like a pretty solid Saturday to us. 😎

🥃 $4 Fireball
🍻 $3.50 PBR
🍺 $7.50 Bud Light, Coors Light or Miller Lite + a well shot
🍺 $8.50 Dos XX or Corona + a well shot

🍔 The Tipsy Kitchen is open late, serving up all your favorites — come hungry!

🎶 SAN JUAN UNDERGROUND hits the stage at 9 PM!
Grab a drink, get some food, and stick around for live music and questionable Saturday-night decisions. 😂🍻

📍 Vernon’s — Your Favorite Dive Bar