Thirsty Turtle Pub

Thirsty Turtle Pub Home of the Best Happy Hour in Columbia! Established in 1996, The Thirsty Turtle is Columbia's favorite gathering place! Get out of your Shell and come see us!

The Thirsty Turtle is Columbia's favorite Hometown Pub! Daily Happy Hour, Late Happy Hour and Fantastic Nightly Specials.

Saturday plans? Consider this your sign. 🎱🍹🐢 Grab a drink, find your crew, and let Turtle take it from there!
09/05/2026

Saturday plans? Consider this your sign. 🎱🍹🐢 Grab a drink, find your crew, and let Turtle take it from there!

Pizza on the table, drinks in hand, and your favorite neighborhood spot🍕🍻🐢 Come hang at the Turtle!
09/01/2026

Pizza on the table, drinks in hand, and your favorite neighborhood spot🍕🍻🐢 Come hang at the Turtle!

Free pool, cold drinks, and your next excuse to stay for one more game! 🎱🍻
08/27/2026

Free pool, cold drinks, and your next excuse to stay for one more game! 🎱🍻

Wednesdays are for NO CRAP ON TAP. 🍻🐢Good beer, cold drinks, and zero excuses to stay home. Come spend your Wednesday at...
08/26/2026

Wednesdays are for NO CRAP ON TAP. 🍻🐢

Good beer, cold drinks, and zero excuses to stay home. Come spend your Wednesday at Turtle!

Saturday’s game plan: double down. 🎱🥃Cold drinks, Saturday specials, and plenty of reasons to stay for another round. Se...
08/23/2026

Saturday’s game plan: double down. 🎱🥃

Cold drinks, Saturday specials, and plenty of reasons to stay for another round. See you at Turtle! 🐢🍻

Monday mood: shoot some pool, sip something cold, repeat. 🎱🍹🐢FREE POOL all day at Turtle, come hang with us!
08/17/2026

Monday mood: shoot some pool, sip something cold, repeat. 🎱🍹🐢

FREE POOL all day at Turtle, come hang with us!

Cold drinks, FREE POOL all day, and Thursday specials waiting for you. Grab your crew and come get thirsty! 🎱🍺
08/13/2026

Cold drinks, FREE POOL all day, and Thursday specials waiting for you. Grab your crew and come get thirsty! 🎱🍺

Saturday at Turtle = double down on the good stuff 🍻🐢Grab your crew, grab a drink, and let’s make a Saturday out of it!😎
08/08/2026

Saturday at Turtle = double down on the good stuff 🍻🐢
Grab your crew, grab a drink, and let’s make a Saturday out of it!😎

Life’s too short for boring happy hours! 🐢🍻Come sip, laugh, and stay awhile at the Thirsty Turtle.
08/06/2026

Life’s too short for boring happy hours! 🐢🍻
Come sip, laugh, and stay awhile at the Thirsty Turtle.

☀️ Life’s better on the patio… especially on a Tuesday!🍹Happy Hour is ALL DAY, so grab your crew and come soak up the go...
08/04/2026

☀️ Life’s better on the patio… especially on a Tuesday!🍹
Happy Hour is ALL DAY, so grab your crew and come soak up the good vibes! 🐢

Address

916 Business Loop 70 E
Columbia, MO
65201

Opening Hours

Monday 3pm - 12am
Tuesday 3pm - 12am
Wednesday 3pm - 1am
Thursday 3pm - 1am
Friday 3pm - 1am
Saturday 3pm - 1am

Telephone

+15734426696

Website

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