Thirsty Turtle Pub

Thirsty Turtle Pub Home of the Best Happy Hour in Columbia! Established in 1996, The Thirsty Turtle is Columbia's favorite gathering place! Get out of your Shell and come see us!

The Thirsty Turtle is Columbia's favorite Hometown Pub! Daily Happy Hour, Late Happy Hour and Fantastic Nightly Specials.

Shaken, stirred, or just ready for Friday—we’ve got you covered 🍸
06/12/2026

Shaken, stirred, or just ready for Friday—we’ve got you covered 🍸

Even the turtle knows Thursdays are better with a drink in hand. 🐢🍹Free Pool all day. Coincidences? We think not
06/11/2026

Even the turtle knows Thursdays are better with a drink in hand. 🐢🍹
Free Pool all day. Coincidences? We think not

The hardest decision you’ll make today: which tap handle to start with.🍺 $1 off all 12 drafts
06/10/2026

The hardest decision you’ll make today: which tap handle to start with.
🍺 $1 off all 12 drafts

It’s Happy Hour all day! You know what that means…See you at Turtle 🐢
06/09/2026

It’s Happy Hour all day! You know what that means…
See you at Turtle 🐢

🎱 Mondays are hard. Pool is free!We can’t fix everything, but it’s a start 🤷🏻‍♀️
06/08/2026

🎱 Mondays are hard. Pool is free!
We can’t fix everything, but it’s a start 🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s Friday!! You know what that means, cold beers at your favorite watering hole! 🍺🎉
06/05/2026

It’s Friday!! You know what that means, cold beers at your favorite watering hole! 🍺🎉

If summer had a headquarters, it’d probably look a lot like this 🐢
06/03/2026

If summer had a headquarters, it’d probably look a lot like this 🐢

Some bars rack pool balls. We rack beer. Free pool all day at Turtle. 🎱🍻🐢
06/01/2026

Some bars rack pool balls. We rack beer. Free pool all day at Turtle. 🎱🍻🐢

New bartender alert 🚨 - Meet Kendall! Her favorite drink is a Vodka RedBull with a shot of Rumpies! She’ll be here Monda...
05/30/2026

New bartender alert 🚨
- Meet Kendall! Her favorite drink is a Vodka RedBull with a shot of Rumpies! She’ll be here Monday Open-8:30!!! Come say hi🍻

TDIF!!!! $4 perfect 10 bombs all day. Cheers! 🍹
05/29/2026

TDIF!!!! $4 perfect 10 bombs all day. Cheers! 🍹

Address

916 Business Loop 70 E
Columbia, MO
65201

Opening Hours

Monday 3pm - 12am
Tuesday 3pm - 12am
Wednesday 3pm - 1am
Thursday 3pm - 1am
Friday 3pm - 1am
Saturday 3pm - 1am

Telephone

+15734426696

Website

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