06/06/2026
🥶 **Official Slushie Quality Control Program Now Underway** 🥶
After extensive research, rigorous testing, and a completely reasonable amount of "sampling," we're happy to announce that the slushie machines are officially fired up at **Cold Herald**.
We've been experimenting with frozen cocktails, frozen margaritas, and other adult-friendly creations, but before we declare victory, we need more testers.
That's where you come in. 🍹
Help us answer the important questions:
✅ Is it cold enough?
✅ Is it strong enough?
✅ Should we have another one to be sure?
Pull up a chair, enjoy the patio, and put our latest frozen concoctions through their paces. We're pretty confident in the results so far, but science demands a larger sample size.
📍 Cold Herald at Press House
🍧 Frozen drinks are flowing
🥃 Distillery-approved testing encouraged
⚠️ Additional taste testers needed immediately
*Please drink responsibly. Please test irresponsibly large amounts of flavor.*