09/28/2026
PSA of the day: if you’ve ever thought that we are not SO forreal when we say that this studio is run by real humans who give a sh*t about you, please refer back to this photo & video proof of the actual human who owns the studio: ass up, planking or handstanding (still up for discussion) awkwardly into the second story window of a member who got locked out of her house and immediately knew who to call.
member perks now include: 10% off in the cafe, 10% off on retail, member pricing on ticketed events & midday help breaking into your home if the need ever arises.
all included in your monthly membership 😜