Sassy Batch

05/30/2026

Rest up, Clovis—tomorrow is the big day! 🧺🍪

The ovens are hot and the boxes are ready. We’ll be set up at our booth in Old Town Clovis starting at 7:00 AM sharp for Glorious Junk Days.

We usually sell out before the event ends, so if you have your heart set on a Salty B*tch or a specific stuffed cookie, come see us early! 🏃‍♀️💨

Grab your best thrifting shoes and your appetite. We can’t wait to see all your sassy faces tomorrow morning!

✨ Sunday, May 31st
✨ 7 AM - 3 PM
✨ Free Parking & Admission

05/27/2026

The countdown is ON! 🗓️✨

We are officially in the kitchen prepping for Glorious Junk Days this Sunday! We’re bringing a massive lineup of our thick, stuffed cookies and plenty of Dip Stix to keep you fueled while you shop the streets of Old Town Clovis.

Trust us, you’re going to want to see what’s waiting for you inside these cookies. 🤤

Reminder: 📍 Old Town Clovis
⏰ Sunday, May 31st | 7 AM - 3 PM
🎟️ Free Admission & Parking!

Find the Sassy Batch booth and come say hi! Which flavor are you hoping to see on the menu? 👇

05/25/2026

It’s the final stretch, Sacramento! 📣🍪

Today is the absolute last day of the Sacramento County Fair, and your last chance to stock up on Sassy Batch treats before we head home.

The ovens worked overtime, and we’re ready to close out Memorial Day weekend with a bang. Reminder: The fair closes early today at 7:00 PM, and we sell until the trays are empty. If you've been eyeing a specific stuffed cookie or a fresh pack of Dip Stix, do not wait!

📍 Find us: Inside Building D
⏰ Today's Hours: 10a – 7p

05/23/2026

The rides are spinning, the weather is perfect, and Building D is officially the best-smelling building at Cal Expo! 🎡✨

If you’re out at the Sacramento County Fair today, skip the standard, boring fair food and come get something truly special. We’re fully stocked with our massive, thick stuffed cookies and plenty of Dip Stix for your walking-and-shopping fuel.

Don't go home with food regret—come get your Sassy Batch fix! 🏃‍♀️💨

📍 Find us: Inside Building D
⏰ Today’s Hours: 10:00 AM – 10:00 PM
👉 Plan the rest of your day at SacramentoCountyFair.com

05/20/2026

Hey Sacramento, Get Ready to Get Sassy! 🎡🍪✨
The rumors are true—Sassy Batch is heading north for Memorial Day weekend! We are officially setting up shop at the Sacramento County Fair, and we're bringing a massive wave of sweetness with us.

You can find us holding down the fort inside Building D. Whether you need a sugar fix to survive the carnival lines, a mid-day fair snack, or a box of treats to smuggle home, we’ve got you covered. We’re packing all your favorites—including our signature stuffed cookies and plenty of Dip Stix! 🍟

Skip the basic fair food and come get the good stuff.

📍 Where to Find Us:
Location: Cal Expo — Inside Building D!

⏰ Fair Hours:
Thursday, May 21 – Sunday, May 24: 10a – 10p

Monday, May 25 (Memorial Day): 10a – 7p

Map out your weekend plans at and make sure Building D is your very first stop. We can’t wait to see you, Sacramento! 🥳

05/19/2026

Stay Sassy, Clovis! 🍪✨
We are bringing the sweetness to Glorious Junk Days! While you’re hunting for vintage treasures and unique finds in Old Town Clovis, make sure to swing by the Sassy Batch booth to fuel your shopping spree.

We’ll be loaded up with a fresh batch of our signature treats. Whether you need a quick sugar rush while you browse or a box to take home, we’ve got exactly what you're looking for!

📍 Event Details:
Event: Glorious Junk Days

Date: Sunday, May 31st

Time: 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM (or until we sell out!)

Location: Old Town Clovis — Find us at our booth!

What’s on the Menu?
We’re bringing a "glorious" lineup, including:

Our Signature Stuffed Cookies: Huge, thick, and packed with delicious surprises inside.

Dip Stix: The perfect baked snack for walking and shopping!

Sassy Favorites: We’ll have our fan-favorite classics, including the Salty B*tch, ready for you.

Admission and parking are FREE, so come enjoy the morning air and grab some treats before they're gone.

Who’s coming out to see us? Drop a "🍪" in the comments if you’re planning to stop by the booth!

03/28/2026

Pleasanton, we’ve officially arrived at the Goodguys All-American Get-Together and we brought the heat. 🏎️💨 Forget the cars for a second—we know what you’re actually craving.

Find us in Building A at the Alameda County Fairgrounds:
📍 Today: 8 AM – 5 PM
📍 Tomorrow: 8 AM – 4 PM

We’re debuting two new ways to ruin your diet:
• 🍋 Pinky Swear (Flavor of the Month): A strawberry lemonade sugar cookie stuffed with strawberry lemonade fudge. It’s sweet, it’s tart, and it’s a promise we actually intend to keep.
• 🥜 The Satisfyer: A peanut butter cookie stuffed with gooey caramel, rolled in chopped peanuts, and drizzled with dark chocolate. It does exactly what the name implies. Don’t ask questions, just put it in your mouth.

If you aren't feeling like something new, we’ve still got the usual suspects: giant stuffed cookies, brownies, krispy treats, and freeze-dried candy. Plus, we have our full dietary-friendly line (GF, SF, Vegan, Keto) because everyone deserves a little sass in their life.

Stop being basic and come get stuffed.

Order Online: SassyBatch.com
Follow the Sass: .Batch
Show Info: Goodguys All-American Get-Together

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03/18/2026

Hide Your Diet, We’re Coming to Pleasanton! 💅✨

If you’re heading to the 42nd Annual All American Get-Together next weekend just for the cars, you’re doing it wrong. We’re bringing the real showstoppers to the Alameda County Fairgrounds, and they’ve got way more curves than a classic Chevy. 🚗💨

Get ready to get your hands on:

Giant Stuffed Cookies: Thick, heavy, and stuffed with more attitude than your ex. 🍪

Brownies & Krispy Treats: Forget "homemade"—these are "better-than-yours" made.

The New Dip Stix: Our latest obsession. Perfectly portable and dangerously addictive. 🍯

We’ll be there with all your favorites (yes, even diet friendly) and enough sugar to fuel the whole car show. Don't be the person who settles for a basic funnel cake. Come find us and get the good stuff.

📍 Alameda County Fairgrounds
🗓️ March 28 8:00a-5:00 p | March 29 8:00a-4:00p

Bring an appetite. Or a bigger belt. We don’t judge. 😉

02/04/2026

A little guilded gold for a special Vegas birthday!

01/29/2026

Did someone say TS? Happy birthday Adriana!

01/27/2026

Patriotic vibes 🇺🇸

01/25/2026

Pretty in pink!

01/25/2026

Happy 21st birthday Kaylie!

11/08/2025

The Big O. Yes, it’s what you think. An insanely decadent cookies and cream cookie that just happens to be Vegan AND Gluten-Free. This one's an experience.
🔗 Shop Specialty Treats: www.SassyBatch.com

11/06/2025

Holiday Stress? We said, 'NEXT!' 💁‍♀️ Stop pretending you're going to bake it all. Let .Batch handle your custom cakes, pies, and platters. Our calendar fills fast, so book your spot now!
🔗 Hit Us Up: www.SassyBatch.com

11/05/2025

If your dessert doesn't require cleanup, is it even worth eating? This masterpiece is so overloaded with chocolate, marshmallow fluff, and crunch, you'll need both hands and zero regrets. Stop staring at the picture and start ordering. We promise it’s worth the sticky fingers.
🔗 Shop Now: www.SassyBatch.com

11/04/2025

Bring the bonfire straight to your kitchen. This dense chocolate brownie is loaded with marshmallows, graham cracker pieces, and chocolate chips. The s'mores upgrade that earns a full standing ovation. 🔗 Treat Yourself: www.SassyBatch.com/brownies

11/02/2025

🍪 MEET THE COOKIE: Pucker Up.
🔗 Shop Now: www.SassyBatch.com/shop

11/01/2025

🍪 MEET THE SPECIALTY: The Big O (GF)...and it’s not what you think. If you thought Gluten-Free meant boring, you thought wrong. This diva is a decadent, unapologetically rich cookies & cream fantasy, overloaded with crushed Oreos. Break the rules, not the diet. It's the maximum flavor payoff you've been seeking
🔗 Shop GF Now: www.SassyBatch.com/shop